Forum: Freestuff

Subject: Free - Steampunk Computer - Steam-powered Red Tape Generator

mrsparky opened this issue on Sep 22, 2013 · 13 posts

mrsparky posted Sun, 22 September 2013 at 9:12 PM

Attached Link: http://www.sparkyworld.co.uk/3d10own.htm

Psst...you...yes you.. come here...I need to tell you something ... Those rather beastly Global Cabals have created machines so evil they can drive a grown chap to tears. Devices so secret that a mere mention can result in a severe punishment, such as a darn good slippering from your man servant...yes the mythical Red Tape Generator! However despite putting oneself in great peril, even escaping Greater Zulgaria by steam Zeppelin, I have managed to obtain stereographic material with the hope of telling the world of these malicious mechanical monstrosties . Finished in wood and brass with interior details, the dastardly device you see here is a modern steam powered computer and contains features such as ...

Pinky - you left the lens cap of your mind on again.


mrsparky posted Sun, 22 September 2013 at 9:13 PM

The Pettiness Generator for setting such as small-mind ness and meanness. The Dumbo-O-Matic for defining stupidity and levels of pointlessness. The Frustratron to set levels of customer frustration. Also on this deluxe version, is the B.S.A... The Bull Shot Adder, which comes with a ear trumpet for use with those new fangled telephony and interweb services. Plus a tray with fresh steaming BS.

Pinky - you left the lens cap of your mind on again.


mrsparky posted Sun, 22 September 2013 at 9:13 PM

...now quick run..and beware of the black autogyros! Silliness aside this model comes with easily editable labels so you can use it in any steampunk setting. The najority of the model is actually mesh not simply textures. All in Poser Prop .PP2 format with a wide range of material zones for those folks who like playing with shaders. Oh and the dials go up to 11!

Pinky - you left the lens cap of your mind on again.


regilio posted Sun, 22 September 2013 at 10:24 PM

Cool, Thanks Mr. Sparky

Roger

RFreise posted Mon, 23 September 2013 at 12:14 AM

Thank You

foxylady1 posted Mon, 23 September 2013 at 9:02 AM

Perfect for modern day settings also.  Thank you.

bobbystahr posted Mon, 23 September 2013 at 9:10 AM

heh heh heh, I'm so old my Amiga actually bore resemblance to that

 

Once in a while I look around,
I see a sound
and try to write it down
Sometimes they come out very soft
Tinkling light sound
The Sun comes up again



 

 

 

 

 

bobbystahr posted Mon, 23 September 2013 at 9:19 AM

got it, and so did you...good luck raising the necessary funds.

 

Once in a while I look around,
I see a sound
and try to write it down
Sometimes they come out very soft
Tinkling light sound
The Sun comes up again



 

 

 

 

 

Larry F posted Mon, 23 September 2013 at 11:12 PM

Frankly that looks NEWER than my Amiga 1000 - R.I.P.

Thank you, BTW!  Great work!

UVDan posted Tue, 24 September 2013 at 12:34 AM Forum Moderator

Very cool.  Looks like a mad scientist's dream.  I can imagine Vincent Price using one in many of his movies.

Free men do not ask permission to bear arms!!

mrsparky posted Tue, 24 September 2013 at 6:31 AM

Thanks everyone! bobbystahr - thanks - just 210 people to go :)

Pinky - you left the lens cap of your mind on again.


goofygrape posted Tue, 24 September 2013 at 10:01 PM

mrsparky thanks ever so much see ya payday

luckybears posted Wed, 25 September 2013 at 6:28 PM

First class, TY :)