grichter opened this issue on Feb 04, 2014 · 9 posts
grichter posted Tue, 04 February 2014 at 12:45 PM
I really miss Sam's old Joke's of the day...
If you don't like the joke below, then blame Sam for not posting his jokes and not me!!! :laugh:
I walked into a drug store yesterday and asked to talk to a male pharmacist.
The woman I was talking to said that she was the only pharmacist and as she and her sister owned the store, there were no male employees. She then asked if she could help me.
I said that it was something that I would be much more comfortable discussing with a male pharmacist.
The lady pharmacist assured me that she was completely professional and whatever it was that I needed to discuss, I could be confident that she would treat me with a high level of professionalism.
I reluctantly agreed and began by saying, “This is tough for me to discuss, but I get erections every day that last more than four hours. It causes me a lot of problems and severe embarrassment, and I was wondering what you could give me for it?”
The pharmacist said, "Just a minute, I'll talk to my sister"..
When she returned, she said, "We discussed it at length and this is the absolute best we can do….
...1/3 ownership in the store,
...a company car,
...a king size bed and
...$3,000 a month in living expenses."
Gary
"Those who lose themselves in a passion lose less than those who lose their passion"
ockham posted Tue, 04 February 2014 at 2:29 PM
OT from your OT: Did you know we're made of happy-faces?
Nicola678122 posted Tue, 04 February 2014 at 3:38 PM
Lol, you made my day...
Knickers
Sa_raneth posted Tue, 04 February 2014 at 5:45 PM
yea a great day from reading this
beos53 posted Wed, 05 February 2014 at 6:07 PM
Found these on Facebook
Tech support: What kind of computer do you have?
Customer: A white one...
Tech support: Click on the 'my computer' icon on to the left of the screen.
Customer: Your left or my left?
Customer: Hi, good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print. Every time I try, it says 'Can't find printer'. I've even lifted the printer and placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says he can't find it..
Tech support: What's on your monitor now, ma'am?
Customer: A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me.
Customer: My keyboard is not working anymore.
Tech support: Are you sure it's plugged into the computer?
Customer: No. I can't get behind the computer.
Tech support: Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back.
Customer: OK
Tech support: Did the keyboard come with you?
Customer: Yes
Tech support: That means the keyboard is not plugged in.
Customer: I can't get on the Internet.
Tech support: Are you sure you used the right password?
Customer: Yes, I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it.
Tech support: Can you tell me what the password was?
Customer: Five dots.
Tech support: What anti-virus program do you use?
Customer: Netscape.
Tech support: That's not an anti-virus program.
Customer: Oh, sorry... Internet Explorer..
Customer: I have a huge problem. A friend has placed a screen saver on my computer, but every time I move the mouse, it disappears.
Tech support: How may I help you?
Customer: I'm writing my first email.
Tech support: OK, and what seems to be the problem?
Customer: Well, I have the letter 'a' in the address, but how do I get the little circle around it?
A woman customer called the Canon help desk with a problem with her printer.
Tech support: Are you running it under windows?
Customer: 'No, my desk is next to the door, but that is a good point. The man sitting in the cubicle next to me is under a window, and his printer is working fine.'
PoserPro 2014, Windows 7, AMD FX-6300 6 core, 8 GB ram, Nvidia
GeForce GTX 750 Ti
grichter posted Wed, 05 February 2014 at 7:26 PM
Quote - Found these on Facebook
Tech support: What kind of computer do you have?
Customer: A white one...
Tech support: Click on the 'my computer' icon on to the left of the screen.
Customer: Your left or my left?
Customer: Hi, good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print. Every time I try, it says 'Can't find printer'. I've even lifted the printer and placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says he can't find it..
Tech support: What's on your monitor now, ma'am?
Customer: A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me.
Customer: My keyboard is not working anymore.
Tech support: Are you sure it's plugged into the computer?
Customer: No. I can't get behind the computer.
Tech support: Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back.
Customer: OK
Tech support: Did the keyboard come with you?
Customer: Yes
Tech support: That means the keyboard is not plugged in.
Customer: I can't get on the Internet.
Tech support: Are you sure you used the right password?
Customer: Yes, I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it.
Tech support: Can you tell me what the password was?
Customer: Five dots.
Tech support: What anti-virus program do you use?
Customer: Netscape.
Tech support: That's not an anti-virus program.
Customer: Oh, sorry... Internet Explorer..
Customer: I have a huge problem. A friend has placed a screen saver on my computer, but every time I move the mouse, it disappears.
Tech support: How may I help you?
Customer: I'm writing my first email.
Tech support: OK, and what seems to be the problem?
Customer: Well, I have the letter 'a' in the address, but how do I get the little circle around it?
A woman customer called the Canon help desk with a problem with her printer.
Tech support: Are you running it under windows?
Customer: 'No, my desk is next to the door, but that is a good point. The man sitting in the cubicle next to me is under a window, and his printer is working fine.'
Good stuff. The problem is if you have ever done any IT tech support there all true events :ohmy:
Gary
"Those who lose themselves in a passion lose less than those who lose their passion"
RorrKonn posted Thu, 06 February 2014 at 2:22 AM
An unfailingly polite lady called to ask for help with a Windows installation that had gone terribly wrong.
Customer: I brought my Windows disks from work to install them on my home computer. *
(Training stresses that we are "not the Software Police," so I let the little act of piracy slide.)
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aRtBee posted Thu, 06 February 2014 at 9:51 AM
oh man, we're lost. We definitely need Sam to help us out ...
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Sa_raneth posted Thu, 06 February 2014 at 5:59 PM
where is sam anyone know he is missed here