I know everyone gets calls from these turkeys, and I usually just swear at them and hang up.  But this afternoon I was on my Poser machine, which has not and never will see the internet.  Let them go through the bit through the eventvwr, then told him I knew what the message meant, it meant Poser had a little hiccup.  But when he asked how many entries there were, 11496.  The normal "Oh my god!", then I told him i knew what those meant and knew they were just a record of software hitches that had happened. 

I now know what I am, where he's going to come, and what he's going to do to my wife and daughter, one of which is deceased, the other in a nursing home.  Um, no, I'm not that, I honor my mother, NO, I don't do that, I'm definitely not of that orientation.  Good luck with the female in the house, Angel isn't any angel and she's not declawed.  But, eight minutes of free entertainment.  OH, yes.  Working in factories for more than 40 years, I know a few names he probably heard for the first time today.

Doric.

The "I" in Doric is Silent.