Ok, this is for the old timers who would like to share your Poser addiction stories with our newbies. ...

Boni

"Be Hero to Yourself" -- Peter Tork

You are poser addicted when you see a beautiful woman and you think if she is Stephanie or Stephanie petite?

Ulli

"Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level and beat you with experience!"

When you have to buy your 4th external drive to hold all your "stuff".

When you spend out huge on the Oculus Rift CV1 only so you can see your Poser work in virtual reality! ..And NOT play games..

I saw two people at the dog park a few weeks ago. Most of us slobs were in old ratty T-shirts and shorts, but these two show up with perfect skin, coiffed hair and clothes that look like they were tailor-made. And all I could think was that they looked like a pair of Poser models come to life. :-)

This thread is so funny and true and it reassures me because I cannot even enjoy to admire a real person without thinking how can I make that skin

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This is 10% Luck, 20% skill, 15% concentrated power of will, 5% pleasure, 50% pain and a 100% reason to remember the name!

... When you standing in line to get fast food, check your email and see a R'osity sale, so you decide not to Super-Size your meal.

When you realize you have more clothes for the figures you don't even use than you have for yourself.

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Forum: New Poser Users Help

Subject: You know your are a Poser Addict when ________.