SamTherapy opened this issue on Nov 07, 2017 ยท 8 posts
SamTherapy posted Tue, 07 November 2017 at 1:09 PM
A guy is browsing the DVD section of his local "Adult Entertainment" store, when a very dodgy looking character sidles up to him.
"Hey", says the dodgy bloke, "are you looking for something a bit, you know, special? Something a bit more, exciting than the stuff here?"
"Uhh, sure", says our hero, "what you got?"
"Well, it'll cost yer", says the dodgy one, "fifty quid but it's worth it, believe me!"
"Fifty quid? What the hell is it, then?"
"All right, mate, keep yer voice down", the dodgy guy says, "how about nuns? Men in Nazi uniforms? Schoolgirls? And if that's not enough for yer...it's even got goats!"
"Wow! Gimme!" says the punter.
"Ok, meet me round the back in 10 minutes", says the dodgy guy, and shuffles away.
So, our lad goes round the back, money in hand, meets the dodgy fellow and the exchange is duly made. He rushes back home, locks all the doors, closes the blinds, switches on his telly and with trembling hands, fumbles open the package to find...
The Sound Of Music.
Coppula eam se non posit acceptera jocularum.