SamTherapy opened this issue on Jul 30, 2018 · 16 posts
SamTherapy posted Mon, 30 July 2018 at 6:18 PM
Where I live is a quiet little place, where nothing much happens for years on end. This, I kid you not, was posted on the Dearne Valley Local News website today...
Police have warned motorists on the Dearne Valley Parkway of a collision between a cement truck and a prison transport vehicle. Motorists are advised to be on the lookout for hardened criminals.
[facepalm]
Coppula eam se non posit acceptera jocularum.
SAMS3D posted Mon, 30 July 2018 at 6:51 PM
Oh man, if it wasn’t so scary it would be funny,
Sa_raneth posted Mon, 30 July 2018 at 7:13 PM
thanks for the laugh Sam
hborre posted Mon, 30 July 2018 at 7:55 PM Online Now!
Do they have concrete evidence?
SamTherapy posted Mon, 30 July 2018 at 8:48 PM
SAMS3D posted at 2:48AM Tue, 31 July 2018 - #4333959
Oh man, if it wasn’t so scary it would be funny,
It's not scary, it was entirely a joke by someone on the website.
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SamTherapy posted Mon, 30 July 2018 at 8:49 PM
hborre posted at 2:48AM Tue, 31 July 2018 - #4333968
Do they have concrete evidence?
At the moment, they're between a rock and a hard place. :D
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SAMS3D posted Mon, 30 July 2018 at 8:57 PM
Oh, hahaha, that made me laugh.
Kazam561 posted Mon, 30 July 2018 at 11:00 PM
That was pretty funny :)
The dust settled, thinking "what a fine home, at least for now" not realizing that doom would soon be coming in the form of a vacuum cleaner.
R_Hatch posted Tue, 31 July 2018 at 4:16 AM
This story has been proven false - it was actually a truck transporting Viagra. Get your facts straight 
infinity10 posted Tue, 31 July 2018 at 5:06 AM
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SamTherapy posted Tue, 31 July 2018 at 5:41 AM
R_Hatch posted at 11:41AM Tue, 31 July 2018 - #4333984
This story has been proven false - it was actually a truck transporting Viagra. Get your facts straight
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Boni posted Tue, 31 July 2018 at 4:10 PM
You are always good for a giggle, Sam. Thanks!!
Boni
"Be Hero to Yourself" -- Peter Tork
ypvs posted Tue, 31 July 2018 at 6:18 PM
Whilst the officers were out looking for the convicts someone stole all the toilets from the station. The police say they have nothing to go on
Hmmm, this is turning into the end of the Two Ronnies.
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SamTherapy posted Tue, 31 July 2018 at 8:45 PM
ypvs posted at 2:44AM Wed, 01 August 2018 - #4334032
Whilst the officers were out looking for the convicts someone stole all the toilets from the station. The police say they have nothing to go on
Hmmm, this is turning into the end of the Two Ronnies.
Later in the day, a large hole was discovered. Police are looking into it.
Newsflash! Invisible dogs reported in area. Police are following several leads.
BTW, have you heard of the new Viagra eye drops? They ruin your vision but make you look hard.
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tonyvilters posted Wed, 01 August 2018 at 5:34 AM
The Viagra was to get the concrete hard. :-)
And the dogs are stealth dogs. :-)
Miss B posted Wed, 01 August 2018 at 10:59 AM
