Retrowave opened this issue on Jan 04, 2020 ยท 181 posts
Retrowave posted Sat, 04 January 2020 at 12:25 PM
SamTherapy posted at 11:57AM Sat, 04 January 2020 - #4366225
That's a good British half pint of port in there, I'd guess. A wedge of Stilton and some good salty crackers, a few black olives and she'll be farting like a champion. So much for "Hidden Winds".
The above almost ended my breathing privileges just now.
Never ... EVER ... eat NikNaks if you're about to read one of this guys posts, you have been warned! Happened to be swallowing one when I read that. Coughed it up and immediately sucked it back down my throat again due to the damn thing being so light and puffy, and damn nearly choked to death!
Not sure which is more dangerous, Sam's Brit-Humoured posts or the bloody NikNaks 
ghostship2 posted Sat, 04 January 2020 at 1:09 PM
He's also a decent human being.
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Retrowave posted Sat, 04 January 2020 at 2:25 PM
Ghostship, it was meant as a compliment!
Retrowave posted Sat, 04 January 2020 at 3:00 PM
In the face of such humourless modern-day society, it makes me wonder if I'd have been better off if the NikNak had won 
SamTherapy posted Sat, 04 January 2020 at 3:29 PM
Retrowave posted Sat, 04 January 2020 at 3:35 PM
NikNak, Sam? - I need my fucking revenge!
SamTherapy posted Sat, 04 January 2020 at 3:45 PM
The only NikNaks we have here are made by KP snacks. I guess they're a licensed brand, or something similar. They smell quite appetizing but taste of cardboard.
Thinking about it, cardboard is probably the healthier option, too.
Anyhow, you're welcome to try for revenge. 
I am positively agog.
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SamTherapy posted Sat, 04 January 2020 at 3:46 PM
ghostship2 posted at 9:45PM Sat, 04 January 2020 - #4375487
He's also a decent human being.
Very kind of you to say so. Retrowave is a good lad, and I take no insult from his remarks.
Mind you, that could change in short order.
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Retrowave posted Sat, 04 January 2020 at 4:56 PM
I'm a Brit myself, so none of that licensed rubbish for me, it's proper NikNaks, the genuine article mate!
And before you say it, no, I'm not sad enough to have taken such a picture, I just found it on duckduckgo.com under images 
Anyway, it looks like you escaped recourse this time, but only because I've eaten them all up myself and have none left to bloody-well choke you with! And by the way, it was a RIB'N'SAUCY flavour one that done it, just in case you're curious!
SamTherapy posted Sat, 04 January 2020 at 5:03 PM
Aye, them's the buggers. I'd rather eat cardboard.
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Retrowave posted Sat, 04 January 2020 at 5:12 PM
After what happened today, so would I
SamTherapy posted Sat, 04 January 2020 at 5:27 PM
an0malaus posted Sun, 05 January 2020 at 3:56 AM
You can make a man eat shredded cardboard, if you play the right tricks.
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SamTherapy posted Sun, 05 January 2020 at 6:51 AM
an0malaus posted at 12:49PM Sun, 05 January 2020 - #4375530
You can make a man eat shredded cardboard, if you play the right tricks.
Not far from the truth. The processing that goes into - for example - cornflakes removes almost all nutritional value, which then has to be put back in. On the face of it, the packaging is better for you.
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ghostship2 posted Sun, 05 January 2020 at 4:46 PM
Retrowave posted at 3:46PM Sun, 05 January 2020 - #4375496
Ghostship, it was meant as a compliment!
yeah, I know. :)
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Redfern posted Mon, 06 January 2020 at 12:10 PM
SamTherapy posted at 12:06PM Mon, 06 January 2020 - #4375535
an0malaus posted at 12:49PM Sun, 05 January 2020 - #4375530
You can make a man eat shredded cardboard, if you play the right tricks.
Not far from the truth. The processing that goes into - for example - cornflakes removes almost all nutritional value, which then has to be put back in. On the face of it, the packaging is better for you.
Adam Savage actually tested that on MythBusters using "Froot Loops". The cereal did "win" as being more nutritional, but the margin was not as great as one would hope.
Sincerely,
Bill
Tempt the Hand of Fate and it'll give you the "finger"!
Retrowave posted Mon, 06 January 2020 at 5:36 PM
You'll never guess what I'm eating ... that's right ... the NikNaks are back!
See how this mighty bag of NikNaks stands defiantly before the Poser forum that is immortalised in the background for eternity. It cares not of Sam's cardboard-themed insults towards NikNaks, and vows to seduce him next time he goes shopping!
SamTherapy posted Mon, 06 January 2020 at 6:24 PM
Retrowave posted at 12:24AM Tue, 07 January 2020 - #4375716
You'll never guess what I'm eating ... that's right ... the NikNaks are back!
See how this mighty bag of NikNaks stands defiantly before the Poser forum that is immortalised in the background for eternity. It cares not of Sam's cardboard-themed insults towards NikNaks, and vows to seduce him next time he goes shopping!
No thanks. I'd rather eat my own earwax.
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Retrowave posted Tue, 07 January 2020 at 2:06 AM
Too bad, Sam, they have ways of entering (and exiting) you regardless of how much you resist: SEE HERE
SamTherapy posted Tue, 07 January 2020 at 3:08 AM
Yeah, that'd really make me want to buy some.
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Retrowave posted Tue, 07 January 2020 at 3:58 AM
SamTherapy posted at 3:55AM Tue, 07 January 2020 - #4375766
Yeah, that'd really make me want to buy some.
Fair enough, here's a final attempt at seduction by NikNak ...
SamTherapy posted Tue, 07 January 2020 at 6:55 PM
Cadbury's Flake ads were notorious for their phallic symbolism, as noted by Half Man Half Biscuit in their song "Dickie Davies Eyes".
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Retrowave posted Wed, 08 January 2020 at 5:51 AM
Funny thing is, after posting that image I later read the NikNak entry on Wikipedia: CLICK HERE
There is something about them once releasing an "Aphrodisiac" powered bag of NikNaks as a limited edition. Bloody hell, I wish I'd known about it if that woman's seductive behaviour is an example of what came of it!
Also interesting is the Rotherham connection. Did you know for example, that NikNaks have a Rotherham connection as does yourself? CLICK HERE and slowly scroll down the screen and you'll see an animated timeline of the maker pop-up as you scroll.
Just face it, Sam, you were destined to be a NikNak eater, not a NikNak hater
SamTherapy posted Wed, 08 January 2020 at 8:36 AM
I'm a Sheffield lad, through and through, mate. I may live in - or rather, near - Rotherham, but my blood is 100% Steel City. So there.
And yes, I know of the connection. KP - the company who make 'em here - have a factory in Rotherham. Trivia time: KP used to be part of UB foods but now belong to a German company, Intersnack.
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Retrowave posted Wed, 08 January 2020 at 9:50 AM
Ah well, I tried. I still think you should exchange a British Pound for a pack, and savour the RIB'N'SAUCY flavour though
SamTherapy posted Wed, 08 January 2020 at 11:04 AM
I can think of better things to do with me money. It's not like I haven't ever tried a pack of NikNaks, so I'm aware of what they are like. :P
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Retrowave posted Wed, 08 January 2020 at 2:22 PM
Yeah, but you might have copped for an out of date bag, or one that had an air leak. The problem with NikNaks is they go downhill pretty damn fast if the bag isn't air-tight. This can make them go soft, chewy even, and yes indeed, make them taste like cardboard.
But your typical, well cared for NikNak, is a different freak entirely
SamTherapy posted Wed, 08 January 2020 at 2:49 PM
Erm, no. I can spot a popped bag a mile off and I don't do out of date stuff.
Give it up, mate. You're backing the wrong horse here.
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Retrowave posted Wed, 08 January 2020 at 4:32 PM
Then I humbly accept defeat, you win ...
... at least, that is, until one day, when you're down the crisp isle and spot that giant orange bag with the word "NikNaks" on it out of the corner of your eye, you'll remember this discussion and pop a pack in your trolley anyway.
SamTherapy posted Thu, 09 January 2020 at 1:55 AM
Retrowave posted Thu, 09 January 2020 at 6:51 AM
Yeah, that's what they all say 
SamTherapy posted Thu, 09 January 2020 at 10:17 AM
Crikey, anyone would think you have shares in the company, the way you go on about 'em.
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Retrowave posted Thu, 09 January 2020 at 11:25 AM
Nope, don't do shares
SamTherapy posted Thu, 09 January 2020 at 11:32 AM
Retrowave posted Thu, 09 January 2020 at 12:44 PM
Tell you what, though, at time of posting, this is the only thread posted to today, so everyone must be out buying NikNaks
SamTherapy posted Thu, 09 January 2020 at 2:53 PM
Retrowave posted Thu, 09 January 2020 at 3:23 PM
That moment when Picard discovers the NikNaks have sold out
Miss B posted Thu, 09 January 2020 at 5:11 PM
Keep it up guys, as I haven't had such good laughs in a long time.
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OK . . . Where's my chocolate?
SamTherapy posted Thu, 09 January 2020 at 6:49 PM
Miss B posted at 12:38AM Fri, 10 January 2020 - #4376007
Keep it up guys, as I haven't had such good laughs in a long time.
Eat a packet of those things; it'll wipe the smile right off yer face. For that matter, a Cadbury's Flake will also do the same. Since Mondelez took 'em over, they changed the quality of chocolate. Now, the only things that have decent - ish chocolate from their range are the ones that say "Dairy Milk" on 'em. All the others taste like, well something that ain't chocolate. Nearest I can think of is, years back I had a girlfriend in the US. When I went to see her she bought some American chocolate bars for me to try out. Wow, was that ever a nasty shock. One I can remember as being singularly vile was a Hershey bar.
I used to think out of all the major brands, Nestle was the worst chocolate. Now, I think Cadbury are giving 'em a run for their money.
Back to crisps and crispy type snacks, though, me own favourite are Seabrooks. They're the dog's bollocks. Well, I don't mean they're literally made from dog's bollocks - that'd be revolting - I mean, they're really rather good. And if you're wondering where the phrase comes from, I read that it's a sort of Spoonerism for "Box Deluxe", which was the top of the line in the Meccano range of toys, way, way back. But, you wouldn't want to eat Meccano. OTOH, Retrowave may, seeing as he's into weird stuff like NikNaks.
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Miss B posted Thu, 09 January 2020 at 8:24 PM
Many years (decades?) ago I used to like Cadbury chocolates, but it's been a very long time since I've had any. The only chocolate I eat now-a-days are in cookies, and most of them are Pepperidge Farm Cookies, with the Milano and Brussels being my 2 favorites. ~looks over at the empty Brussels package in the trash bin~
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OK . . . Where's my chocolate?
SamTherapy posted Fri, 10 January 2020 at 4:24 AM
Not familiar with 'em. Don't much like the sound of the Brussels cookies; I hate sprouts.
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Retrowave posted Fri, 10 January 2020 at 9:13 AM
I do agree that Seabrook make good crisps, and funnily enough, I absolutely hate McCoy, which are the equivalent made by the same maker as NikNaks. McCoy always taste like chips (fries) that have been left in the fat too long and have burnt. I bought a six-pack once containing three flavours, and swore never to buy them again. I stuck to that, but unfortunately had to eat another packet when one was given to me.
So tell me, Miss B, have you ever tried a RIB'N'SAUCY flavour NikNak yourself? 
SamTherapy posted Fri, 10 January 2020 at 10:32 AM
Retrowave posted Fri, 10 January 2020 at 10:43 AM
Looks like Sam is finally cracking, Captain, he's cracking ...
SamTherapy posted Fri, 10 January 2020 at 10:51 AM
Retrowave posted Fri, 10 January 2020 at 10:56 AM
Miss B posted Fri, 10 January 2020 at 11:07 AM
SamTherapy posted at 12:04PM Fri, 10 January 2020 - #4376022
Not familiar with 'em. Don't much like the sound of the Brussels cookies; I hate sprouts.
Actually, each of the cookies are named after famous cities, so not the "sprouts" but the city Brussels, in Belgium. 
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OK . . . Where's my chocolate?
SamTherapy posted Fri, 10 January 2020 at 11:17 AM
Miss B posted at 5:15PM Fri, 10 January 2020 - #4376081
SamTherapy posted at 12:04PM Fri, 10 January 2020 - #4376022
Not familiar with 'em. Don't much like the sound of the Brussels cookies; I hate sprouts.
Actually, each of the cookies are named after famous cities, so not the "sprouts" but the city Brussels, in Belgium.
Well, that's another illusion shattered.
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Retrowave posted Fri, 10 January 2020 at 11:31 AM
Hmmm ... she didn't say a word about the NikNaks 
SamTherapy posted Fri, 10 January 2020 at 12:11 PM
Retrowave posted Fri, 10 January 2020 at 12:39 PM
SamTherapy posted Fri, 10 January 2020 at 1:13 PM
Retrowave posted at 7:13PM Fri, 10 January 2020 - #4376107
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Retrowave posted Fri, 10 January 2020 at 1:44 PM
I was once faced with a dilemma. Should I accept Seven of Nine's offer of a night in her sleeping quarters, or should I take the last remaining bag of NikNaks on board and ... dammit ... I chose the NikNaks!
It really doesn't get any more serious that, serious cat.
SamTherapy posted Fri, 10 January 2020 at 2:14 PM
Miss B posted Fri, 10 January 2020 at 2:21 PM
Retrowave posted at 3:19PM Fri, 10 January 2020 - #4376086
Hmmm ... she didn't say a word about the NikNaks
To tell the truth, I'm not sure we have NikNaks here. I don't recall ever seeing them at my supermarket. ~scratches head~
Hmmmm, NOW I'm going to have to check to be sure. ~shakes head~
Edited To Add: OK, I just checked my supermarket's website, and they don't have it, but Amazon does. I didn't realize they're cheese puffs. I thought they were crackers, well crackers we folks "across the pond" call crackers.
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OK . . . Where's my chocolate?
Retrowave posted Fri, 10 January 2020 at 2:28 PM
Whoa, looks like he fell for it, captain, we've got him now!!!
Miss B posted Fri, 10 January 2020 at 2:35 PM
Miss B posted at 3:33PM Fri, 10 January 2020 - #4376120
Edited To Add: OK, I just checked my supermarket's website, and they don't have it, but Amazon does. I didn't realize they're cheese puffs. I thought they were crackers, well crackers we folks "across the pond" call crackers.
OK, I just noticed, according to Wikipedia there are two types of NikNaks. The cheese puff type is South African, but the British type, which is written Nik Naks (2 words), is more like what I would call crackers.
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OK . . . Where's my chocolate?
A_Sunbeam posted Fri, 10 January 2020 at 2:44 PM
Miss B posted at 8:42PM Fri, 10 January 2020 - #4376122
Miss B posted at 3:33PM Fri, 10 January 2020 - #4376120
OK, I just noticed, according to Wikipedia there are two types of NikNaks. The cheese puff type is South African, but the British type, which is written Nik Naks (2 words), is more like what I would call crackers.
As is the thread - completely crackers, but great fun!
Retrowave posted Fri, 10 January 2020 at 2:45 PM
@Miss B - No, they are not the same thing, they are nothing like British NikNaks. If the packets are not exactly the same as in the pics I posted, they're either a different product or a knock-off.
Retrowave posted Fri, 10 January 2020 at 2:53 PM
@Sunbeam - They're not crackers, NikNaks are nothing like crackers or even cheesy things 
A_Sunbeam posted Fri, 10 January 2020 at 3:23 PM
Retrowave posted at 9:22PM Fri, 10 January 2020 - #4376128
@Sunbeam - They're not crackers, NikNaks are nothing like crackers or even cheesy things
It was a joke. "crackers" as in 'daft".
Retrowave posted Fri, 10 January 2020 at 3:34 PM
Yes I know, I was referring to the crackers you were referring to in Miss B's post (which were actual crackers)
SamTherapy posted Fri, 10 January 2020 at 3:46 PM
Retrowave posted at 9:45PM Fri, 10 January 2020 - #4376125
@Miss B - No, they are not the same thing, they are nothing like British NikNaks. If the packets are not exactly the same as in the pics I posted, they're either a different product or a knock-off.
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Retrowave posted Fri, 10 January 2020 at 4:28 PM
Hey now don't you worry your RAM chips over it, Data. It's just that human emotion called sarcasm I told you about. He just pissed he ain't got any NikNaks, dats all.
caisson posted Fri, 10 January 2020 at 4:45 PM
Hey, thanks Urban Dictionary!
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caisson posted Fri, 10 January 2020 at 4:47 PM
Of course, when you have crap you can't get rid of, Jean-Luc Picard recommends
Though I think their marketing campaign was fronted by some bloke called Shatner ...
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Retrowave posted Fri, 10 January 2020 at 5:09 PM
What the hell ... was just searching for something to reply with and found this!!!
SamTherapy posted Fri, 10 January 2020 at 6:04 PM
Retrowave posted Fri, 10 January 2020 at 6:15 PM
SamTherapy posted Fri, 10 January 2020 at 6:24 PM
Retrowave posted Fri, 10 January 2020 at 6:32 PM
And YOU ... just trashed a perfectly good guitar!
SamTherapy posted Fri, 10 January 2020 at 6:35 PM
Retrowave posted Fri, 10 January 2020 at 6:48 PM
SamTherapy posted Fri, 10 January 2020 at 7:05 PM
Retrowave posted Sat, 11 January 2020 at 4:08 AM
Captains Log - Stardate 2020.NikNak:
We have arrived back at port after a most interesting mission. Little did we realise on leaving for our journey, the horrors we would face from the darker, NikNak-hating side of the galalxy. We discovered one man, supposedly a NiKNak hater, who would constantly probe us for further NikNak dabate whenever we had ended it.
Myself and the crew are now entirely convinced that what we have here, is nothing more than a state of mind, a case of 'Tough Love' as the saying goes. We do believe that while he himself believes that he hates NiKNaks, there remains an insatiable desire from within him, to consume them. We found him to be a most interesting specimen, beamed him aboard for some tests, and will return him to Earth during our next journey to that part of the galaxy.
End of Log - Captain Picard
Retrowave posted Sat, 11 January 2020 at 5:03 AM
Which roughly translates to, shut-up, I've got parts to find and a computer to build
SamTherapy posted Sat, 11 January 2020 at 8:39 AM
Retrowave posted Sat, 11 January 2020 at 10:39 AM
God damn SON of a bitch, banging on my FUCKING door again in the middle of winter!!!!!!!!!
SAM!!!!!!!!! - Fancy finding you here. Anyone ever tell you the god damn hotel is closed for the winter? ... Huh?
Take a god damn look at this face, Sam. Does this face look like it gives a DAMN about your fucking crazy-ass talking cats and dogs? Does it look even the slightest bit intimidated by your fucking guitar-throwing man-tantrum yesterday, huh?
My grandma had more attitude. So how about this, how about you give-up the god damn ANTI-NikNak fascism and throw a couple of those mighty fine morsels down your throat like a real man would, huh? Cause I gotta tell ya, Sam, if you EVER knock on my FUCKING door again while I'm busy working on my machine, I'll show you moves with NikNaks you never new existed, you got me?
NikNaks, Sam, they're a 'man' thing, they're not for god damn pussies cats and dogs - so do you get me now - sweetheart?
SamTherapy posted Sat, 11 January 2020 at 12:02 PM
Retrowave posted Sat, 11 January 2020 at 12:50 PM
Hey Sam, it's your old friend Johnny. Why don't you just go ahead and come on out here for a while, huh?
Oh come on, there's no point in pretending, I know you're in there, I hear you playing Justin Bieber again!
SamTherapy posted Sat, 11 January 2020 at 2:14 PM
Retrowave posted Sat, 11 January 2020 at 3:08 PM
Hmmm ... NikNaks ... now that's a paradise I hadn't thought of ...
SamTherapy posted Sat, 11 January 2020 at 3:14 PM
Retrowave hears the news that many people don't like NikNaks...
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Retrowave posted Sat, 11 January 2020 at 3:47 PM
SamTherapy posted Sat, 11 January 2020 at 3:56 PM
Then he tries in vain to look cool but cannot escape the Fried Eggs of Doom...
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Retrowave posted Sat, 11 January 2020 at 4:14 PM
Yeah, looking at the colour of his eyes, I'd say your friend, The Fried Eggs of Doom, has eaten far too many NikNaks
SamTherapy posted Sat, 11 January 2020 at 4:31 PM
Meanwhile, a doctor reveals the grim reality behind excessive NikNaks consumption...
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Retrowave posted Sat, 11 January 2020 at 4:46 PM
Hey Sam, aren't you supposed to be under the supervision of Starfleet Medical? Only I have to ask cause I hear your new nurse just arrived, and hey, it's all part of the service mate.
You can thank me later (you'll never guess how)
SamTherapy posted Sat, 11 January 2020 at 4:56 PM
Even though I'm not a Star Trek fan, I know they aren't regulation clothes. She needs to remove them immediately.
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Retrowave posted Sat, 11 January 2020 at 5:01 PM
Sure, just buy a bag of NikNaks, they have a tendency to make bra-straps come loose
SamTherapy posted Sat, 11 January 2020 at 5:06 PM
Retrowave posted Sat, 11 January 2020 at 5:19 PM
SamTherapy posted Sat, 11 January 2020 at 5:32 PM
The Three Wise Monkeys say you lost it.
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Retrowave posted Sat, 11 January 2020 at 5:44 PM
Well okay, Sam, if you say so ...
SamTherapy posted Sat, 11 January 2020 at 5:54 PM
It's like Christmas all over again...
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SamTherapy posted Sat, 11 January 2020 at 5:56 PM
I think it's time you were leaving...
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Retrowave posted Sat, 11 January 2020 at 6:11 PM
NikNaks, mate, NikNaks
SamTherapy posted Sat, 11 January 2020 at 6:56 PM
Retrowave posted Sun, 12 January 2020 at 5:59 AM
Listen, wise-ass, cause guess what, bargain time just arrived. You'd better start tossing those NikNaks into that chicken-shit mouth of yours, or I'll toss this god damn fur-ball down the garbage chute, and I ain't even joking with ya!
SamTherapy posted Sun, 12 January 2020 at 6:25 AM
Don't get your ambitions confused with your capabilities, sunshine.
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Retrowave posted Sun, 12 January 2020 at 6:29 AM
Dog ... Chute ... I win ... 
SamTherapy posted Sun, 12 January 2020 at 7:00 AM
Retrowave posted Sun, 12 January 2020 at 7:04 AM
SamTherapy posted Sun, 12 January 2020 at 7:29 AM
Retrowave posted Sun, 12 January 2020 at 8:20 AM
I tell ya, buddy, I'd be the luckiest guy alive if that smile did it for me ... but thanks for the laughs!
SamTherapy posted Sun, 12 January 2020 at 8:25 AM
an0malaus posted Sun, 12 January 2020 at 9:39 AM
Verbosity: Profusely promulgating Graham's number epics of complete and utter verbiage by the metric monkey barrel.
SamTherapy posted Sun, 12 January 2020 at 10:18 AM
SamTherapy posted Sun, 12 January 2020 at 11:11 AM
Getting quiet around here. Time to bring on the dancing girls...
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Retrowave posted Sun, 12 January 2020 at 3:42 PM
I refuse, point-blank, to show any excitement towards a genetically modified orange woman!
You see that creature an0malaus posted? That used to be long distance swimmer, proper health freak, blueberries in her cereal every morning, noon, and night. What she didn't realise is that the blueberries were genetically modified!
That stuff just isn't safe, you should try NikNaks instead
SamTherapy posted Sun, 12 January 2020 at 4:25 PM
Mr Clock is not amused by your NikNaks shenanigans...
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Retrowave posted Sun, 12 January 2020 at 4:39 PM
Oddly, that clock reminds me of Christopher Walken
SamTherapy posted Sun, 12 January 2020 at 4:45 PM
These shoes remind me of Nigel Farage:
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SamTherapy posted Sun, 12 January 2020 at 5:24 PM
And here we see the typical NikNak eater...
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Retrowave posted Sun, 12 January 2020 at 6:19 PM
Those had jolly-well better be British Made slippers, old chap!
SamTherapy posted Mon, 13 January 2020 at 1:23 AM
Probably made in China.
This is more typical of Farage, with his great big flapping gob:
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Retrowave posted Mon, 13 January 2020 at 2:59 AM
Well well well, what do we have here?
How about you and I take a nice long ride to a secluded location in my British Made Range Rover? She's a beauty, Sam. Fully-loaded, leather trim, some carefully concealed blowjob bitches, and of course ... completely bullet proof ... if you catch my drift ...
SamTherapy posted Mon, 13 January 2020 at 3:10 AM
Take a good look at my avatar, Nige. Are you sure you'd feel safe with me in any vehicle with you?
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Retrowave posted Mon, 13 January 2020 at 9:31 AM
Interesting ...
SamTherapy posted Mon, 13 January 2020 at 11:35 AM
No, mate... this is how you smoke a cigar
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Retrowave posted Mon, 13 January 2020 at 1:00 PM
Her name's Sylvia Kristel. She's a ghost now, one that I'm sure is just as beautiful. Those of us who were tossing away in the 80s over our stash of naughty VHS tapes, will remember her as the hottie from those world-famous Emmanuelle movies. There's not a guy on earth can smoke like she could, not even Jack Nicholson. In fact, since becoming a heavy smoker aged 11, she managed to smoke herself to death by the time she reached 60.
So how "cool" is that, kids? ... Sylvia Kristel on Wikipedia
That was a public safety announcement, one I feel I should post to be clear that I am in no way endorsing or encouraging such a deadly vice. Eat NikNaks instead, it's a heck of a lot safer as long as you're not reading a Sam post while you're doing it!
SamTherapy posted Mon, 13 January 2020 at 1:22 PM
Retrowave posted Mon, 13 January 2020 at 1:41 PM
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!
SamTherapy posted Mon, 13 January 2020 at 1:53 PM
Mr V. W. Beetle and I are not impressed.
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SamTherapy posted Mon, 13 January 2020 at 1:57 PM
As an aside, do you realize we've created a three page thread of absolute bollocks?
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Retrowave posted Mon, 13 January 2020 at 2:04 PM
Would it surprise modern-day Mr V.W. Beetle that he doesn't even deserve his own name, and I'm not impressed with him, either?
Herbie was waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay cooler - meep meep
SamTherapy posted Mon, 13 January 2020 at 2:25 PM
Retrowave posted Mon, 13 January 2020 at 2:29 PM
Yup, absolute bollocks, I hoped it would die by end of page one, but it kept reviving itself - stupid thread!
Retrowave posted Mon, 13 January 2020 at 2:54 PM
SamTherapy posted at 2:51PM Mon, 13 January 2020 - #4376474
Crikey! We agree on something!
Yup, never say never
SamTherapy posted Mon, 13 January 2020 at 3:06 PM
SamTherapy posted Mon, 13 January 2020 at 6:03 PM
Hmmm... things are very quiet over there. I don't trust that guy one bit.
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Retrowave posted Tue, 14 January 2020 at 4:24 AM
SamTherapy posted Tue, 14 January 2020 at 6:59 AM
Retrowave posted Tue, 14 January 2020 at 8:49 AM
SamTherapy posted Tue, 14 January 2020 at 12:21 PM
Retrowave posted Tue, 14 January 2020 at 4:22 PM
Well then take the ruby seat, my friend, for my good lady did suggest thou might be in need of - a very close shave.
SamTherapy posted Tue, 14 January 2020 at 4:31 PM
Retrowave posted Tue, 14 January 2020 at 5:44 PM
It appears our friend is hesitant to indulge in our kindly offering, my dear, and spoken with such vitriolic tongue ...
SamTherapy posted Tue, 14 January 2020 at 6:03 PM
Retrowave posted Tue, 14 January 2020 at 6:25 PM
SamTherapy posted Tue, 14 January 2020 at 6:31 PM
Retrowave posted Wed, 15 January 2020 at 4:42 AM
This could end in a most unfortunate way should he slip. But perhaps, my dear, we might tempt him down with - one of your pies.
SamTherapy posted Wed, 15 January 2020 at 6:00 AM
Retrowave posted Wed, 15 January 2020 at 9:53 AM
SamTherapy posted Wed, 15 January 2020 at 1:27 PM
Retrowave posted Fri, 31 January 2020 at 7:10 PM
Well it's gone eleven and the smell of Brussel Sprouts went right along with it, so well done Nige, they're mad alright
SamTherapy posted Fri, 31 January 2020 at 9:15 PM
Retrowave posted Sat, 01 February 2020 at 6:44 AM
Well hello once again, Sam. Allow me to alleviate that anger with - A Sight to Behold!
SamTherapy posted Sat, 01 February 2020 at 8:03 AM
Retrowave posted Sat, 01 February 2020 at 8:18 AM
SamTherapy posted Sat, 01 February 2020 at 10:31 AM
Retrowave posted Sat, 01 February 2020 at 3:44 PM
Why thank you, Sam, and the atrocious spelling in your ecard does remind me, I really must tackle the corrupt brain-washing that's been going on in our schools, and dear god, ensure we have teachers who know the difference between "your" and "you're".
Well, I need a little well deserved sleep now before visiting our friends in the USA. I'm sure you can appreciate, returning your country to you from the clutches of the establishment, really takes it's toll on you.
YOU'RE welcome!
SamTherapy posted Sat, 01 February 2020 at 5:55 PM
I'm not responsible for lousy spelling on something I downloaded.
As for Fartbag being tired...
Coppula eam se non posit acceptera jocularum.
Retrowave posted Sat, 01 February 2020 at 6:35 PM
Not looking for sympathy, Sam, but a belief in your country would be nice.
Cheers!
SamTherapy posted Sun, 02 February 2020 at 6:14 AM
Can't really reply to that one without violating the TOS regarding political discussion.
Coppula eam se non posit acceptera jocularum.
Retrowave posted Sun, 02 February 2020 at 6:43 AM
To be fair, Sam, anyone who has a problem with their own country becoming it's own ruler again, has serious problems. Suddenly pulling the "political discussion" card in order to have your embarrassment wiped from the forum, is just childish.
You were the first person to mention Farage, it was a well humoured post, and my responses were equally well humoured. It doesn't suddenly become "political", just because you have a problem with what the guy achieved.
SamTherapy posted Sun, 02 February 2020 at 7:02 AM
Retrowave posted at 12:59PM Sun, 02 February 2020 - #4378636
To be fair, Sam, anyone who has a problem with their own country becoming it's own ruler again, has serious problems. Suddenly pulling the "political discussion" card in order to have your embarrassment wiped from the forum, is just childish.
You were the first person to mention Farage, it was a well humoured post, and my responses were equally well humoured. It doesn't suddenly become "political", just because you have a problem with what the guy achieved.
Whut? Crikey, this suddenly went south. What on earth makes you think I'm having a go at you? FWIW I think the posts were funny but if you choose to think I'm getting arsey with you about it that's your problem, not mine. As for what happened with our country, again, further discussion here is in violation of the TOS and I'll be happy to discuss it with you outside here.
Coppula eam se non posit acceptera jocularum.
Razor42 posted Sun, 02 February 2020 at 7:05 AM
Oh noooesss, Europeans will now have to queue with us Aussies. 
Retrowave posted Sun, 02 February 2020 at 7:06 AM
Nice try, Sam
Retrowave posted Sun, 02 February 2020 at 7:11 AM
Razor42 posted at 7:06AM Sun, 02 February 2020 - #4378638
Oh noooesss, Europeans will now have to queue with us Aussies.
I'm sure Farage will see to that little detail, too, cause us Brits adore the Aussies, and now that we have the EU out of the way, we can grant you queue-free access on a reciprocal basis. Though to be fair, why anyone would want to visit the UK in the state it's in at the moment, is beyond me.
I desperately wish I lived in Australia, I tell ya that - oh god yes!!!
SamTherapy posted Sun, 02 February 2020 at 7:16 AM
Now I'm seriously confused. I thought we were having a friendly bit of fun here but for some reason you're making unwarranted attacks calling me childish and saying I'm embarrassed.
For the record, I'm neither and I expect you to withdraw the remarks.
As for my patriotism - or your allegations that I somehow lack a measure of it - I'm not prepared to discuss that here, either but I'll state for the record that you know bugger all about my feelings toward my country, or my reasons for believing how I do.
Coppula eam se non posit acceptera jocularum.
Razor42 posted Sun, 02 February 2020 at 7:19 AM
Come visit... You'd be welcomed.
The UK is a guiding star, slightly tarnished but nothing is perfect.
The world needs visionaries whether you consider Farage one or the antithesis, that's up to you. Waving the Union Jack, at the last sitting was gold in my money...
Razor42 posted Sun, 02 February 2020 at 7:22 AM
SamTherapy posted at 12:21AM Mon, 03 February 2020 - #4378641
Now I'm seriously confused. I thought we were having a friendly bit of fun here but for some reason you're making unwarranted attacks calling me childish and saying I'm embarrassed.
For the record, I'm neither and I expect you to withdraw the remarks.
As for my patriotism - or your allegations that I somehow lack a measure of it - I'm not prepared to discuss that here, either but I'll state for the record that you know bugger all about my feelings toward my country, or my reasons for believing how I do.
Is there going to be a duel? Who would have thought Nik Naks could of caused this fallout!!!!
Razor42 posted Sun, 02 February 2020 at 7:27 AM
SamTherapy posted Sun, 02 February 2020 at 7:46 AM
Fuck it. I'm done with this. I don't come here to fight; I come here for fun and sharing info.
Coppula eam se non posit acceptera jocularum.
Retrowave posted Sun, 02 February 2020 at 7:54 AM
@Sam - My comments were not attacks, and my comments were warranted as far as I'm concerned. I remained in humour mode until you pulled the "political discussion" card.
@Razor42 - Aye, it was classic, and I don't know what version they showed in Australia, but here's a perfect demonstration of what the EU really are. Farage specifically states that he hates The EU, not Europe. So then the EU Euro-Bitch mutes his speech and bangs-on about Farage, making out as if his statement was hatred towards people and countries (despite he had very clearly just stated otherwise).
Thumbs-up to Sky News Australia, BTW, who have clearly always been a supporter, unlike Sky News UK who, along with the BBC, should have their broadcasting licence permanently revoked.
Anyway, don't know if you saw this version, but check-out what the Euro-Bitch does in this video, and compare what she says to what Farage actually says - Blatant EU Corruption in Action
Razor42 posted Sun, 02 February 2020 at 8:20 AM
The UK hasn't anchored up, Europe will always be it's neighbour.
The world gets smaller everyday, no matter how far we all seem away.
Retrowave posted Sun, 02 February 2020 at 8:32 AM
Aye, and the UK is in for a bumpy ride in the immediate future, the press and broadcasters will aid the establishment with that. But the more we weed-out the establishment, the more we put our foot down, the better life will get. The good thing is that a whole new generation have witnessed, that against all odds and mind-blowing amounts of corruption, you can beat the establishment and win.
Razor42 posted Sun, 02 February 2020 at 8:55 AM
I doubt the UK is in for a bumpy ride, but I guess the media knows best. Speculation bubbles are rife.
I'm sure Boris's calendar isn't short of trade diplomat meeting atm,,,
Retrowave posted Sun, 02 February 2020 at 9:04 AM
SamTherapy posted at 8:56AM Sun, 02 February 2020 - #4378648
Fuck it. I'm done with this. I don't come here to fight; I come here for fun and sharing info.
Mate, you saying I have to find someone else to make my crappy NikNak jokes at? I'd offer you a NikNak just to cheer you up, but you don't like NikNaks!
Retrowave posted Sun, 02 February 2020 at 9:11 AM
Razor42 posted at 9:04AM Sun, 02 February 2020 - #4378657
I doubt the UK is in for a bumpy ride, but I guess the media knows best. Speculation bubbles are rife.
I'm sure Boris's calendar isn't short of trade diplomat meeting atm,,,
That's what I meant, the media will disrupt as much as possible, but hell no, I didn't mean financially, it's onward and upwards from now on, despite the misleading bullshit the broadcasters and press are bound to put out. You'd think by now that they would have learnt that we can spot establishment bullshitting a mile off, and that we simply ignore it. But for as long as there's an attractive percentage of gullible people out there, they'll keep it up ...
... until their licences have been revoked
Razor42 posted Sun, 02 February 2020 at 9:16 AM
I guess it depends how you define the establishment, and what's considered as gullible.
Retrowave posted Sun, 02 February 2020 at 9:34 AM
Over here, the EU are the establishment, along with the banks, lords, press, and broadcasters. The most vital to deal with first, in my opinion, are the press and broadcasters, as they're the gob-pieces for the establishment.
Thankfully, I think both Farage and Johnson are both very aware they need to deal with that.
Retrowave posted Sun, 02 February 2020 at 9:55 AM
One last thing, The Supreme Court also needs replacing with a written constitution, one which, as Farage suggested, should allow the British public, with enough signatures, to call their own referendums, and for those referendums to be legally binding. This means the British Government would no longer have the power to brush issues aside, or pick and choose what it wants to deal with.
Instead, we'll decide what does and doesn't get dealt with, and they, will do as they're fucking told!
Once we have what Farage wants, put in place, the British Government will be bound to do exactly as the British Public tell them to do, which is how it's supposed to be, us in charge with them carrying out the orders of the nation, an environment in which establishment cannot survive.
Retrowave posted Sun, 09 February 2020 at 11:10 AM
NEWS FLASH - Famous bridge builder starts work on latest project
EClark1894 posted Sun, 09 February 2020 at 11:30 AM
EClark1894 posted Sun, 09 February 2020 at 11:34 AM
Retrowave posted at 12:33PM Sun, 09 February 2020 - #4378666
One last thing, The Supreme Court also needs replacing with a written constitution, one which, as Farage suggested, should allow the British public, with enough signatures, to call their own referendums, and for those referendums to be legally binding. This means the British Government would no longer have the power to brush issues aside, or pick and choose what it wants to deal with.
Instead, we'll decide what does and doesn't get dealt with, and they, will do as they're fucking told!
Once we have what Farage wants, put in place, the British Government will be bound to do exactly as the British Public tell them to do, which is how it's supposed to be, us in charge with them carrying out the orders of the nation, an environment in which establishment cannot survive.
Yeah, you went to war with us yanks when we first suggested that.
EClark1894 posted Sun, 09 February 2020 at 11:34 AM
Retrowave posted at 12:33PM Sun, 09 February 2020 - #4378666
One last thing, The Supreme Court also needs replacing with a written constitution, one which, as Farage suggested, should allow the British public, with enough signatures, to call their own referendums, and for those referendums to be legally binding. This means the British Government would no longer have the power to brush issues aside, or pick and choose what it wants to deal with.
Instead, we'll decide what does and doesn't get dealt with, and they, will do as they're fucking told!
Once we have what Farage wants, put in place, the British Government will be bound to do exactly as the British Public tell them to do, which is how it's supposed to be, us in charge with them carrying out the orders of the nation, an environment in which establishment cannot survive.
Yeah, you went to war with us yanks when we first suggested that.
Retrowave posted Sun, 09 February 2020 at 3:52 PM
Well you just tell me who done it, Clarkie, and I'll kick their bloody arse!
EClark1894 posted Mon, 10 February 2020 at 7:08 AM
Retrowave posted at 8:02AM Mon, 10 February 2020 - #4379675
Well you just tell me who done it, Clarkie, and I'll kick their bloody arse!
I think his name was George..., or something.
Retrowave posted Mon, 10 February 2020 at 8:56 AM
@Retrowave kicks @George's arse on behalf of @EClark1894!!!
