SamTherapy posted at 11:57AM Sat, 04 January 2020 - #4366225

That's a good British half pint of port in there, I'd guess. A wedge of Stilton and some good salty crackers, a few black olives and she'll be farting like a champion. So much for "Hidden Winds".

The above almost ended my breathing privileges just now.

Never ... EVER ... eat NikNaks if you're about to read one of this guys posts, you have been warned! Happened to be swallowing one when I read that. Coughed it up and immediately sucked it back down my throat again due to the damn thing being so light and puffy, and damn nearly choked to death!

Not sure which is more dangerous, Sam's Brit-Humoured posts or the bloody NikNaks