Someplace around the Gulf of Mexico, There is a Tavern called OUTBACK JACK'S. The owner Jack and his partner Harry are playing Poker, Harry raises the stakes, "Ill raise you 250." Jack looks Harry in the eye and says, "Ill match that and Ill raise you 250 more." Harry looks at him and grins, "My my , Were spreading the wealth tonight, Ill raise you 250 more and throw in my Rolex, Just to make it a little more sweet, I know how much you want it, heh heh." Jack looks at his cards and says, "Well, Im busted wanna take a check?." Harry laughs ,"Heck no, not from you ha ha, So whatcha got?, Show and tell time." Jack slams his cards on the table ,SUPRISE FULLHOUSE! Betcha can't beat that!." Harry looks at his cards, Well that's a very interesting hand you got there, But I got what I got and it's a ROYAL FLUSH! You were SAYING? Jack throws his cards on the floor rolling his eyes in disgust. Harry reaches for the pot, "Time to get paid WHOO HOO! A STRANGERS hand grabs Harry's arm, Harry looks at him" Touch my arm again and Ill cut it off and feed it to my Dog." The stranger withdraws his hand and looks at Jack, "Jack here owes Hunter 200,000 dollars, Im here to collect it for him, Let me introduce myself, You can call me Cole Hunters new collections manager, I believe that money on the table belongs to Mr. Hunter." Harry looks at Cole and says, "Guess again! THAT MONEY BELONGS TO ME!" Harry starts to stand up, Jack put his hand on Harry's shoulder and motions him to stay seated. Cole reaches for the money on the table, Jack grabs Cole's arm, Tell Mr. Hunter He will get his money, I just need a little more time." Cole grabs his arm away ,"Your out of time, Cole draws a Gun and puts the barrow of it on Jack;s ear, " I think you have a hearing problem, How about If I blow a larger hole in your head so you can hear better?". Lea the cocktail waitress pulls out a 357 magnum and says, "How about if I blow a bigger hole in your ass?, PUT YOUR GUN DOWN NOW!." Cole COCKS his gun-"Click". Lea raises her Gun to Cole's head, "Mother Fucker!, Which part of,Put your damn fucking Gun down did you not understand?, You have one second to put that Gun down, Away from my bosses head or Im going to blow you so fucking ski high, You will be able to Kiss GOD'S dirty asshole!". Cole turns and looks at Lea, Then puts his gun back in his coat. Jack stands up,"That was the best decision you could have made since you came in here,Lea is not someone you want to mess with!" Cole turns and faces Jack,"Hey Im just doing my job, You owe Hunter and payment is overdue." Jack pours himself a drink,"Hey, Business has been slow, It'll pick up soon this is the off season." Cole looks at the money on the table,"How much money do you have now? Jack winces,"I can come up with 20 grand right now, I can have all of it in a few months, And tell your Boss it was NICE doing business with him." Cole picks up Harry's Drink and downs it, "Let me call Hunter and see if he will except 20 grand as a payment of interest, It may buy you some more time." Jack says, "Fine, Just if I were you Id reach for that phone very slowly, Lea can get very trigger happy." Cole PULLS OUT HIS PHONE, Dials a number and says one word into the reciever, "NOW." A helicopter raises into view and starts spraying bullets into the Tavern, Everyone runs out the back way, The Helicopter then fires a missile into the Tavern blowing it up. The explosion knocks everyone off there feet, They get up and run for the motercycles, Exchanging Gun fire along the way. They jump on the Bikes and fly out of the parking lot with the Helicopter in Hot Pursuit spraying the bikes with rounds. Racing down the road, Jack pulls out his cell phone and dials his Kid Sam, "Sam! Listen up!Get down to the plane, Were leaving, There's Trouble, No time to explain GO!". Sam Answers, "Were on are way!." Jack then dials Egypt his mechanic, Egypt! Hunters after us, Open the Cargo bay hatch! Egypt answers, "Will do!." But he had already hung up. The Helicopter chases the Bikes continuing to fire rounds as the Bikes dodge the bullets streams. They see the Sea planes hatch open they head for it and race the bikes into the cargo bay of the plane. Jack and Egypt jump into the cockpit and fire up the sea planes engines. They taxi and quickly gain air speed and lift off. The Helicopter clears the cliff and begins to fire rounds at the plane. Jack yells, "Sam! Where is she!", Egypt pipes up, "She called me told me she was picking up Chad!" Jack grunts, "Damn Kid never listens!" Egypt glances back at him looking worried. Egypt then looks down at the water, Wait! There they are over there on that jet ski!" Jack looks over his shoulder at Harry "Stow the bikes below, We need to make room in the Cargo bay!, Im going to give them a chance to catch up top us!" Harry gives Jack a confusing look., "HOW?" Jack barks back at him., "Just do it!" Harry climbs down into the bay and starts putting the bikes below. Egypt yells, Look the Helicopters changed it's heading!,They're after Sam and Chad!" Jack drops down between the Helicopter and the Jetski and then raises altitude slamming the into the bottom of the helicopter. Egypt reports. "That got their attention they are veering off!, Might have damaged some of their systems!, NO, WAIT! They are coming about toward us!" Jack looks at her "As long as they take there attention off Sam and Chad, Hang on, Im going to try something!" Jack drops the plane down into a dive and then he veers up toward the Helicopter grazing the side of it with the bottom of the plane, smashing one of the Helicopters gun turrets. Lea pops her head up, Hey!, That Hurt!, What's going on up here!" Jack points out we just knocked out one of his guns, If we stay on his left side he can't shoot us!" Harry pops his head up into the Cock pit and looks out the viewport, "Hey they are going after Sam and Chad again, those dirty rotten jerks!" Jack answers him, "NO WAY! Jack puts the Sea plane into a dive, Dives under the helicopter and skims the waves just ahead of Sam and Chad. Egypt retorts, "Opening Cargobay hatch!" Sam and Chad head right for the hatch, Sam yells, "Look they want us to jump the ramp into the cargo bay it's are only chance!" The helicopter drops down and sprays them with bullets and misses. Sam Yells they are shooting at us, We gotta hurry!" Chad answers her,"I know! Were at full throttle now, We better make it the first time, I don't think they will miss on the next run!" The jet ski closes the distance and races up the ramp hatch of the cargo sea plane, Sam and Chad jump off and the Jet ski slams against the wall! Jack looks over at them, "Im glad you guys could make it!" Egypt has a BIG smile on her face.

Someone did a Shaun Connery, I think he would be perfect for Jack if they wanted to contibute to the story.

Ladylight Your james Bond would make a great OutBack jack character for my story, He is perfect for the part of Outback Jack, As an older but refined character, E mail me at woofinboots@aol.com.