This one was a special request from a colleague. I don;t know if it will cross the pond well. It is typically English, I was asked for a WHU football fan, and this was wot they got, WHU colours, Beckham haircut and a punky type figure, because the English view of soccer fans is rock bottom. Comments please.

The greatest part of wisdom is learning to develop  the ineffable genius of extracting the "neither here nor there" out of any situation...."