I went to the Philadelphia Museum of Art, and I saw the most disturbing and obscene sculpture there. It was a statue of a NAKED MAN (with a WEINER!), and he was all beat up, and (sickest of all) he was NAILED to a CROSS! And to top it off (literally!), there was a sign at the top of the cross that said "King Of The Jews"! I don't know what this country's coming to when decent folks can't even go to a MUSEUM without seeing this kind of obscene, violent, anti-semitic GARBAGE! WHO'LL PROTECT THE LITTLE CHILDREN? (Ok, tongue has now been removed from cheek.)