Forum: Poser - OFFICIAL

Subject: Renderotica

LarryKin opened this issue on Nov 09, 2001 · 13 posts

LarryKin posted Fri, 09 November 2001 at 8:37 AM

Hi, don't know if i'm posting this in the right place. Does anybody know why i can't join up with Renderotica? I go through the join-up process and everything looks fine, then i get this error message: 1136: Column count doesn't match value count at row 1 any help would be appreciated. thanks, Larry.

PhilC posted Fri, 09 November 2001 at 9:36 AM

It is a little known fact that many computers are now equipped with an infra red sensor.This is usually used to connect a wireless mouse or keyboard. It is even less well known that this may also be used to read information directly from the user. It scans the view in front looking for key features. Since the site you are trying to access has a warning that it should only be viewed by people of adult age I suggest that you try and fool it by wearing a false beard.

You may scoff but it worked for me :)

thgeisel posted Fri, 09 November 2001 at 9:56 AM

Need a false beard ,too.Is it for free or available in the store??Is it a prop or a figure??And will it conform to viccy ???

aleks posted Fri, 09 November 2001 at 10:07 AM

thgeisel!! you look like vicky?! err... your number please?

Jim Burton posted Fri, 09 November 2001 at 10:29 AM

Ha! PhilC, you come out with some great ones!

Daio posted Fri, 09 November 2001 at 10:59 AM

And now for a serious answer - they are in the midst of updating and changing some of the site software. This is causing some errors and problems and may be why you are having difficulty signing up. If the problem persists try contacting Ed at edarsenal@aol.com.

"Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will piss on your computer." -- Bruce Graham

thgeisel posted Fri, 09 November 2001 at 1:35 PM

aleks: only when i shaved my legs!!my number 01711233844 its in germany :-))

Kayleb posted Fri, 09 November 2001 at 2:10 PM

Phil, warn us before running yer mug up on screen! I was eating a late lunch and almost lost it.

aleks posted Fri, 09 November 2001 at 2:27 PM

thgeisel: wust' ich! ich mag' rasierte beine lieber ! lol

Stormrage posted Fri, 09 November 2001 at 9:03 PM

Renderotica is in the midst of switching to new software.. The database is being restructured to conform to the new software and is throwing errors on the old software. We know about the problem and are working as fast as we can on it. Sorry about the problems. The programmer hopes to have everything fixed and working by the weekend. Stormrage P.S. Hey Phil I know you are still underage..Guess I will let it go this time.. Whispering Just don't tell anyone Okay? ;)

Mesh_Magick posted Fri, 09 November 2001 at 10:35 PM

GeeZ I thought that was Asama Bin lADDEN, YOU SCARED ME!

DTHUREGRIF posted Fri, 09 November 2001 at 11:57 PM

Thanks for answering that, Storm. You beat me to it. :-)

LarryKin posted Sun, 11 November 2001 at 4:10 AM

Thanks for your help everyone.

Phil, I conned my Mum into sitting in front of the computer for me. She didn't seem too impressed with Renderotica though.