Forum: Poser - OFFICIAL

Subject: Backstage Bloopers 10 / One HOT message

VirtualSite opened this issue on Feb 03, 2002 ยท 8 posts

VirtualSite posted Sun, 03 February 2002 at 10:48 PM

"Maury... Maury... whered you get that...that..." "Dragon? Yeah, aint she a beaut? Anton sent her over." "Im not... am I?" "Kid, kid, kid, shes a pussycat! Look, shes sleeping like a little baby. Now just climb on -- Bernie, help the kid, will ya -- *and no crap about your union contract*, okay? Good. Now, kid, just grab the reins and -- Aww, Bern, look whatcha did: you woke the damn thing up, and -- " "*MAAAAAAUUUUUUURRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*" "*Hang on, kid! Were getting ya --* Bern, find the installation manual, huh? Whatdya mean, theres no installation manual? *Theres always an installation manual!*" "*MAAAAAAUUUUUUURRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*" "*HANG ON, KID!* Damn, bet its gettin toasty up there, huh? Heh heh heh... All right, if theres no damn manual, get Anton on the phone *pronto*.... Anton, sweetie!!! Maury here! Hows it goin?" "*MAAAAAAUUUUUUURRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*" "*Shut the hell up! Im on the damn phone!!!* Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Oh, that sounds sweeeeeeet. Oh yeah, really lookin forward to seeing... yeah. Yeah. Oh, nice. Look, Anton, reason I called, we got a small problem here with yer dragon -- " "*MAAAAAAUUUUUUURRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*" "Yeah. Yeah. You got it. Boy, yer nobodys fool, huh? Heh heh heh. So whatdawe do? Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Right. Okay, got it. Anton, love ya like a sister --- heh heh heh. Lunch sometime -- on me. Got it. Youre beautiful." "*MAAAAAAUUUUUUURRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*" "Okay, Bern, see that? The scaling dial? Yeah, thats it. Okay, turn that sucker to the... the... left? Right? Left. No, right. Right. Definitely right. Yeah, Bern, turn it to the *right*. Whatdya mean, how far? Just turn it till it cant turn no more.... Uh, wait a minute. Stop, Bern, yer goin the wrong way... No, I meant left... Bern, dont give me no crap about your union contract now, okay? Just turn it to the *left*. No, Bern, not the right, the *left*! Jeez, just stop -- no, dont... Stop! Jeez, Bern, you broke the damn thing!" "*MAAAAAAUUUUUUURRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*"