"Maury, whatre we doing in a hardware store in the middle of the night?" "Kid, kid, kid -- dont you know nothin? Temples -- *out!* Showers -- *in!* Trust me, kid, were on the cutting edge a fashion this time, getting in there quick before the stampede begins. Now, take yer clothes off and get in." "Should I turn the water on?" "No, I want you should stand there like a doof in a perfectly dry tub. Of course you turn the water on!" "Whoa! Thats *c-c-c-c-c-cold!!!*" "Itll heat up soon enough, kid. Now... look enthusiastic." "Boy, Maury, it sure got hot quick. Wow, that feels... YIKES!" "Bern, reach in and turn the hot water down, willya? No, I dont give a damn about what your contract says about showers, just do it!" "Maury, hand me a towel, Im gettin out of here -- this is too hot!" "Kid, relax, Berns taking care a -- Right, Bern, turn it to the right. Loosey-leftie-tightie-rightie, remember?" "Maury, its melting the shower curtain!" "Kid, watch out -- yer gettin water all over the floor, and thats cheap lino." "Screw it, Im outa heeeeeeeeeeee ------------------ " CRASH! "Boy, kid, when you slide, you slide, yknow?" "*I dont care. I quit! Ive had enough! Ive been dropped out of a helicopter, forced to wear that ridiculous armour, gotten painted with stucco paint, set on fire, and **put up for sale!** Enough! Ive had it. You hear! Had! It!*" "Kid, kid, look, Im sorry. Hey, c'mon, just say youll forgive me and... and... well, tell you what, agree to this shot and Il do something really nice for you." "You promise?" "Promise." "Youre not gonna set me on fire or anything?" "Kid, its a hardware store. My cousin would kill me if I burned his place down." ".... All right." "Good man! Now, set the water to the temp you like. Hows that? Feel good? Okay, get in and lets get this done." "Hey, you promised me something nice!" "Oh right... *Bern! Cmere!*"