geep opened this issue on Feb 12, 2002 ยท 14 posts
geep posted Tue, 12 February 2002 at 6:03 PM
Now, YOU can become an official member of
*** The Poser Addicts Club ***
Just email $1,000,000.00 (U.$. funds only, please) for a liftime membership to:
hungry@suckers.com.we.got.u.now
and you will receive absolutely free ......... absolutely nothing.
You won't even get a return email. We don't like clutterin' up the net with useless garbage. (except fot this one-time-offer, heh, heh)
ACT NOW, time is running out.
This offer will expire 35 seconds after you read it. So, type fast!
Remember ... "With Poser, all things are possible, and poseable!"
cheers,
dr geep ... :o]
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Barbarellany posted Tue, 12 February 2002 at 6:06 PM
Are you sure $1,000,000 is enough?
Hiram posted Tue, 12 February 2002 at 6:18 PM
Can I buy two?
VirtualSite posted Tue, 12 February 2002 at 6:28 PM
WHAT? You say I can get a genuine TURNIP TWADDLER with this if I call in the next TEN SECONDS??? And it'll be shipped by genuine, all-American UPS messengers? Complete with every song ever recorded on ONE GIANT CD??? WHERE'S THAT PHONE????
JVRenderer posted Tue, 12 February 2002 at 6:34 PM
Ack, Ima slow typer. I missed out again
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geep posted Tue, 12 February 2002 at 6:38 PM
Special note: [classified top secret] This offer WILL be repeated in 2098! So, save your pennies! ;=]
Remember ... "With Poser, all things are possible, and poseable!"
cheers,
dr geep ... :o]
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MaxxArcher posted Wed, 13 February 2002 at 2:13 AM
Is there a family discount?
geep posted Wed, 13 February 2002 at 3:41 AM
If you act within the next 15.63 seconds, you save a whopping 0.00345%. ;=]
Remember ... "With Poser, all things are possible, and poseable!"
cheers,
dr geep ... :o]
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MaxxArcher posted Wed, 13 February 2002 at 3:57 AM
A L L R I G H T ! ! ! ! Ill have one for me, my wife, my misstress, my concubine and 17 Kids.... Oh, and for the Rottweilers, Castor and Pollux too, please...
MaxxArcher posted Wed, 13 February 2002 at 3:59 AM
And of course you can add a 10% tip for doing, er, nothing...
ronknights posted Wed, 13 February 2002 at 6:11 AM
I did my best groveling, and the wife consented to let me join. I get lots of sympathy when I have a tooth pulled! Can my dogs join too?!
geep posted Wed, 13 February 2002 at 10:19 AM
Get the "family plan." Then the dogs are automatically included, except ya still has ta pay yer membership fee for each one of 'em. But remember, that allows that heumongeous (<--- ha, that's really BIG!) 0.00345% discount for EACH one! Hurry, supplies are REALLY gettin' limited. ;=] ******************************************************** Hope things in the oral dept. are progressing ok. cheers, dr geep ;=]
Remember ... "With Poser, all things are possible, and poseable!"
cheers,
dr geep ... :o]
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ronknights posted Wed, 13 February 2002 at 10:35 AM
Thanks geep. It appears I have a fever and need to lie on the couch. I made the mistake of driving my friend to work today. I got turned around on the way home, and consider myself lucky to get back. Let's see if I can find the thermometer (sp?!). I could make the fever "official." I'm going to lie on the couch for a few hours. You know I'm bad if I'm not sitting at the computer.
geep posted Wed, 13 February 2002 at 11:21 AM
Heal quick, dangit! ;=]
Remember ... "With Poser, all things are possible, and poseable!"
cheers,
dr geep ... :o]
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