chohole opened this issue on Feb 16, 2002 · 24 posts
chohole posted Sat, 16 February 2002 at 11:46 AM
The other half was reading a country life orientated mag, and found an advert for chicken saddles. Now I suppose there is a perfectly good reason for this, I mean I immediately thought that the elves and faeries might want to ride chickens. But then where do I go to get a chicken to saddle up for them????
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VirtualSite posted Sat, 16 February 2002 at 11:54 AM
no, no, they're saddles for the chickens to ride in!!! =)
nfredman posted Sat, 16 February 2002 at 12:08 PM
Awwww... i was liking the idea of saddles to ride chickens in! But... what would the chickens be riding ON, VS? :^D
SAMS3D posted Sat, 16 February 2002 at 12:13 PM
LOL.....ha ha ... Chicken Saddles, I just pictured it in my mind Sharen
pokeydots posted Sat, 16 February 2002 at 12:50 PM
Oh man, someone needs to make a rooster and a saddle! That would be funny to see all the fairies riding on them! lol
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chohole posted Sat, 16 February 2002 at 1:12 PM
Yup that's what I mean, whichever way, where's the chicken? anyone know where I can find a chicken?
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JVRenderer posted Sat, 16 February 2002 at 1:12 PM
Howbout Daz Dragon morphed into a chicken? I think I am steppin on some dragon toes here, I better shutup JV
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geralday posted Sat, 16 February 2002 at 4:19 PM
Hey I really like the sound of this!! .. I like making odd things.. I'll put it on the list! Gerald.
Lyrra posted Sat, 16 February 2002 at 5:04 PM
actually I know what thiose are for - and it's usually turkey saddles BTW. ummm ... without getting into graphic detail lets just say its a marital aid for the rooster :) I don't know how much yall know about chicken sex - but sometimes they have trouble uhhhh keeping connected snicker and the 'saddle' helps. Really! I grew up on an exotic poultry farm :) We had 'wild' turkeys, quail, partridge, guinea fowl, pheasent, ducks, swans, geese and peacocks. There's a reason I'm not a vegetarian - it's a grudge. Lyrra
shadowcat posted Sat, 16 February 2002 at 5:47 PM
no they wouldn't use the dragon, they would use victoria..... again.
jstro posted Sat, 16 February 2002 at 6:17 PM
Anyone remember the old arcade game, Joust. I have visions of chickens... jon
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Little_Dragon posted Sat, 16 February 2002 at 6:23 PM
No chickens, but how about ducks, hawks, seagulls, parrots, macaws, parakeets, toucans, and crows? Lyne's Creations has them all at Vista Internet Products.
Little_Dragon posted Sat, 16 February 2002 at 6:43 PM
Joust used ostriches. :)
I forgot to mention that Debra Ross also has an owl figure at Vista Internet.
And if you're into songbirds, Ken Gilliard has a free cardinal and jays posted at Emperor Ken's World.
I could picture faeries saddling up onto a cat or hawk when going into battle, like the characters in NeverNever.
JVRenderer posted Sat, 16 February 2002 at 7:51 PM
hmm, this is getting too kinky
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MistyLaraCarrara posted Sun, 18 January 2015 at 9:50 AM
"Yup that's what I mean, whichever way, where's the chicken? anyone know where I can find a chicken?"
did you ever find a chicken?
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markschum posted Sun, 18 January 2015 at 10:21 AM
didnt adamthwaites do a chicken ?
heddheld posted Sun, 18 January 2015 at 10:51 AM
lol that's as bad as this one http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chicken_eyeglasses
be easier to turn the lights off
moriador posted Sun, 18 January 2015 at 1:06 PM
Sex aids for poultry! LOL. Ah, I can just imagine that rooster crowing away -- he's king of the hill. And then, turns out that to get it on, he needs some extra... equipment. :D I don't think the concept is limited to chickens. I think there are some human males like that too. (and plenty of human hens)
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MistyLaraCarrara posted Sun, 18 January 2015 at 1:26 PM
the clark kent of chickens ... ... or would that be roosters
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primorge posted Sun, 18 January 2015 at 2:13 PM
I got a really nice rooster through content paradise years ago, it has 39 body parts, a bunch of morphs (expressions too, believe it or not), and many transmapped feathers. The mesh is 35,000 polys. It also comes with spec and bump maps, 5 poses, and a walk cycle. Truly is a thing of beauty, whoever made this figure meant business...$10.00!
http://www.contentparadise.com/productdetails.aspx?id=544
EClark1894 posted Mon, 19 January 2015 at 8:13 AM
Content Paradise has both a hen and a rooster. Although for some reason the rooster is over twice as much.
Gremalkyn posted Wed, 21 January 2015 at 1:25 AM
Chocobo racing from Final Fantasy? I wonder what kind of greens they eat.
ladydrakana posted Wed, 21 January 2015 at 2:13 PM
Chicken Saddles are not a sex aid for chickens. Their used to protect hens from over zealous roosters. Who can pull out all her feathers. Causing sunburns and wounds. Which can affect the health of the hen. With a saddle on he can't rip out all her feathers. This problem is more common among the younger roosters that the older rooster.
I found this information online while looking up Duck Diapers. Commonly used for the keeping of ducks as indoor pets. And no, I don't have any indoor farm animals as pets. I just thought it was funny when I heard about it.
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MistyLaraCarrara posted Wed, 21 January 2015 at 2:29 PM
chocobos eat Gysahl Greens :)
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