Forum: Poser - OFFICIAL


Subject: STUD: A Pinup for ladies (and some gentlemen) of questionable taste

Legume opened this issue on Feb 25, 2002 ยท 30 posts


Legume posted Mon, 25 February 2002 at 2:09 AM

I don't even want to TRY to explain this. Originally, when I rendered this pic I realized something was missing. Stupid me. It was obviously missing an armadillo.

Petunia posted Mon, 25 February 2002 at 2:12 AM

oh thank you for you generosity! LOL


VirtualSite posted Mon, 25 February 2002 at 2:16 AM

Wait a minute! Isn't that Hitler's face (and... uh... package) grafted on a Vicky body??? Damn, can't we do anything without her?????


JeffH posted Mon, 25 February 2002 at 2:16 AM

LOL! Okay so I laughed. I can't explain it either.


Impudicus Rex posted Mon, 25 February 2002 at 2:17 AM

Hitler sure has thick ankles. All the better to goose step with, my dear! :)~


Legume posted Mon, 25 February 2002 at 2:23 AM

Heh, he does have some thick ankles...and he's hiding a little pot-belly behind that armadillo.


Impudicus Rex posted Mon, 25 February 2002 at 2:28 AM

The french had their powdered wigs, the nazis had their armadillos... It's all cosmetics.


steveshanks posted Mon, 25 February 2002 at 3:22 AM

Well i heard hitler had siphilus but didn't realise he suffered from elephantitus too LOL....Steve


geep posted Mon, 25 February 2002 at 5:48 AM

I needed a good laff! ;=] ;=] ;=] ;=] ;=] ;=]

Remember ... "With Poser, all things are possible, and poseable!"


cheers,

dr geep ... :o]

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JDexter posted Mon, 25 February 2002 at 7:00 AM

First thing monday morning at work I bring this up. I hope the week only goes up from here. Good pic, but disturbing Poor armadillo.


azl posted Mon, 25 February 2002 at 7:32 AM

Is that a new face morph? Where can I buy it? LOL. Easily the strangest Poser pic I've every seen.


x2000 posted Mon, 25 February 2002 at 7:42 AM

Damn, that armadillo really gets around! Christ AND Hitler, huh? Now, just slap some long hair and a beard on ol' Adolph, call him Jesus Hitler, and you may just have the recipe for the ultimate Renderosity controversy! YEEHAA!


STORM3 posted Mon, 25 February 2002 at 8:10 AM

Got another name for the Armadillo. "BLITZKRIEG" :0)


nikitacreed posted Mon, 25 February 2002 at 9:37 AM

ROFLMAO! True Love! I feel bad for that poor armadillo. ;o)


pzrite posted Mon, 25 February 2002 at 9:38 AM

I could have gone without seeing this. Ah well, I guess I'm a little too sensitive.


gryffnn posted Mon, 25 February 2002 at 10:26 AM

Oh, dear, this brought back an awful song a fellow lab worker used to sing while doing emergency blood tests on the midnight shift (joys of working your way through school) to the tune from Bridge Over the Kwai - Hitler, he only had one...


Hiram posted Mon, 25 February 2002 at 10:43 AM

Goering had two, but very small. Himmler was somewhat sim'ler, which is better than no ... at all! Jeez, I can't believe that crap is still in my head.


gryffnn posted Mon, 25 February 2002 at 11:03 AM

His version had Goebbels(?) in the last line. Even in the days before Internet forwards, stuff like this sure got around. Amazing how things like song lyrics can stay buried in your brain untouched for years, then just reel off when something triggers them. Just think of all the brain capacity we could free up, if we could just empty the lyrics cache - more room for important things like software techniques, or the bread I need to pick up at the store...


geep posted Mon, 25 February 2002 at 11:16 AM

... what ya kin lern hear? ;=]

Remember ... "With Poser, all things are possible, and poseable!"


cheers,

dr geep ... :o]

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VirtualSite posted Mon, 25 February 2002 at 11:39 AM

As a friend once said, "Isn't it comforting to know that, on your death bed, chances are very good that the very last thing you'll hear inside your head is the theme from The Flintstones?"


geep posted Mon, 25 February 2002 at 11:54 AM

Vitamins have themesongs? ;=]

Remember ... "With Poser, all things are possible, and poseable!"


cheers,

dr geep ... :o]

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Impudicus Rex posted Mon, 25 February 2002 at 12:03 PM

LOL, VS. My favorite last words of all time were those of Oscar Wilde. "Either this wallpaper goes... Or I do."


MaxxArcher posted Mon, 25 February 2002 at 12:31 PM

One serious point of criticism, Legume: you forgot the obvious signs of syfillis...


Impudicus Rex posted Mon, 25 February 2002 at 12:35 PM

you forgot the obvious signs of syfillis... << Oh no he didn't. Hitler looks quite insane. Syphilis induced dementia or keen fashion statement? You be the judge!


Virus posted Mon, 25 February 2002 at 1:31 PM

That armadillo looks like Dedicate digital one, I wonder if it was buying legaly, I will send a mail to dedicate digital admin, just as pure curiosity. Just to void more Warez over here. The picture is good BTW. At least you are not offending anyone with it Legume. Have a nice day guys.

SAL9000 - Hello Dr. Chandra, Will I've dream?


pzrite posted Mon, 25 February 2002 at 1:49 PM

Wrong Virus, it is extremely offensive to me. That's why I'm so glad that Poser users have a choice of where they can hang out, the PFO where there are some boundaries, taste and common sense or HERE at the wild wild west where anything goes. To each his own.


ScottA posted Mon, 25 February 2002 at 1:57 PM

Finished art belongs in the art gallery. Comments can be obtained from within that system. This is a discussion forum. Please don't post finished artwork here. Thanks, ScottA


Impudicus Rex posted Mon, 25 February 2002 at 2:00 PM

I hope you're tellin' everybody that, ScottA. Be kinda unfair to single one person out, wouldn't it?


Hiram posted Mon, 25 February 2002 at 2:05 PM

Good call, ScottA.


ScottA posted Mon, 25 February 2002 at 2:12 PM

Yes Impudicus, That goes for everyone. I have a few other trick up my sleeve as well. All of them are fair. And don't involve censoring the artist. ScottA