"*WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED IN HERE???*" "Oh... Maury... hi... How ya doin'?" "*OKAY, I'LL REPEAT: WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED IN HERE???*" "Oh. Well, see, it's kinda a funny... well, I guess it's not that funny... 'cept it wasn't so much funny as..." "*You got ten seconds, kid!*" "Well, see, I'm trying to get the studio prepped for the day's shoot... you know, the 'Desert Sands' one, right? With the big tent and the -- " "I know! I know! And? *Go on.*" "Well, like, all of a sudden, there's this noise outside, then the door flies open, and suddenly the whole studio is filled with rabbits. Angry little suckers, too." "Rabbits." "Well, yeah, with big swords and... stuff... 'cept they were... riding... riding..." "They were riding what?" "... Armadillos. And, well, see, right behind them were all these amazons with great big... *helmets*, and before long, the rabbits and the amazons are goin' at it, and the set gets trashed, and someone set something on fire, and then I got hit with a tent pole, and well, there you are... sorta..." "Rabbits. And Amazons." "Oh, and Jesus. But He didn't hang around long." "*Am I supposed to believe ANY of this?*" "Well, see, there's this thing. I mean, I finally got the rabbits and the armadillos... oh, and the goats -- " "*Goats?*" " -- out the door, but a couple of the Amazons stuck around to have a little word with you." "... Me?" "They're in your office, waiting. Said something about some pictures you owe them." "Pictures? I don' owe anyone any... Kid, I wasn't drinking last night, was I?" "... You? Drink? Maury, c'mon.... uh, no, you weren't." "... But only two o'em, right?" "Uh, yeah, I think so." "Think I need to take anything... like, to defend myself?" "No, Maury, they seem okay. But I'd still keep a safe distance." *(What drunken promise has Maury forgotten till now? Will the insurance company cover for accidents caused by Amazons? And will the Kid ever get through a single day without bodily harm?) TO BE CONTINUED....*