...or, "I should have run the Training CD months ago." A bezier extrusion, run through the Spherical Morph deformer, exported to OBJ, reimported and mirrored, then exported again as a separate object. Imported into Poser, mapped with the Tail map from Kozaburo's Chignon hair, rotations and scaling applied along with a magnet, same applied to mirrored bang, whole thing exported as a single object, reimported, saved to Library. To think I nearly killed myself trying to do the deformations in Poser. It's technically possible, just not gratifying.