***BLARING MUSICAL INTRO*** Ladies & Gentlemen, WELCOME to the the Sharkey AutoWorks showroom. We're pleased to introduce you to all of Robert Sharkey's extraordinary automotive masterpieces, including his latest model, soon to be available at a marketplace near YOU. Let's take a look, shall we? From left to right, back to front...everyone with me? First, we have the '57 CheZoom, a custom design based on the classic 1957 Cheverolet Belair. With its lowered roof design and slick paintjob, this one's sure to attract attention. Next, we have the Rocket Vampire 2001...this high-octane concept vehicle is perfect as an omni-environment transport, with a chassis that's build to handle high speeds on land, in the air, and with our optional submersible package, even underwater! Then we come to another classic, the 1972 Corvette Stingray, gifted by Sharkey's loving touch. With its high horsepower and low profile, this muscle car of muscle cars is a joy to behold...as long as you don't blink! And now we come to the shining stars of the Sharkey AutoWorks concept line. On the left, the Silver Vision...a perfect blend of luxury style and sportscar performance, the Silver Vision is any car lover's dream, from the powersuit businessman to the bad-ass superhero. On the right, Sharkey's newest baby...but watch out, this one has TEETH. That's right, it's the Shark Attack! Spage-age styling meets old-school power, and what a combination! Shark Attack is the perfect car for one thing: all-out POWER. How much, you ask? That's the incredible part of Sharkey AutoWorks. Every single model is made with the consumer in mind. In fact, the entire back row (CheZoom, Rocket Vampire, and Stingray) are all available for FREE! That's right, FREE! No sign and drive, no long-term contracts at high interest...just download and GO! As for the Silver Vision, it's available right now for a one-time interest-free payment of TEN DOLLARS! That's right folks, the Silver Vision is YOURS for less than a tank of GAS! How can you beat that?* Pricing on the Shark Attack is still to be announced, but you can be sure that Sharkey AutoWorks will maintain its more than fair pricing standard. After all, what good is a beautiful car that no one drives? So if you're looking for your next set of scorching wheels, look no further than Sharkey AutoWorks: From Concepts to Customs, we've GOT what moves you! *Prices do not include tax, tag, title, or internet connection charges. Models may vary from those shown. Some restrictions and firewalls may apply. Void where prohibited. ***END COMMERCIAL*** Sorry Sharkey, I HAD to do it. You do such great work, to NOT do one of all your masterpieces would have been a crime. And I hope the above gave everyone a grin. Now try reading it again in the typical cheesy announcer voice... :-)
Hehe!! Good announcement and great cars !!!
All I can say is whahoooooo, looks wonderful, and yes, I love the annoucement. Sharen
Thanks a lot David. This is a really cool annoucement which had brough a big smile, no a great laugh, on my face. And thanks again for testing the Shark Attack and giving all your suggestions since the creating-stage to the final stage for improving it. SHARKEY