I have finally modeled a humanoid figure and I am fairly pleased with her! She is a corporate assassin (for when the Competition gets too tough!) Let me know if anyone would be interested in her and If there's enough interest, I get her into testing :) Oh, name suggestions would be good too! Thanks all! Noel.

HOLY SH!T Noel. This is awesome!!!! And being the shoe fetishist that I am, I have to say I REALLY dig those boots ;) Lona the Black Assassin ;)

I'm with Xena on this one... this is AWESOME Noel! I'm not sure about names... I'm not very good with them... not sure about Lona, but the Black Assassin has a very nice ring to it. Please please please make it avaialable, and not too expensive so I can afford to buy it! ;)

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Excellent work! If it is not a big secret :). How many polygons in model and his weight in obj formats?

polys are right there Serrge...start counting, lol ~EA

I still vote for calling her "Bun-bun". ;] Cool stuff Noel.

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INTERESTED!!! Definitely INTERESTED!!! (Ironbear, you been reading WAY too much Sluggy Freelance, NerdBoy... ) ;)

snicker There IS no such thing as "too much" Sluggy Freelance, Chrome. ;]

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I don't know about a name for her, but I could give you a list of people I'd like her to visit some night evil grin

No such thing as too much, huh Ironbear? You may be right... Lemme check my notes... :)

This is awesome! Please sell her!

ok folks, I'll be sending her to my Testers in a few days :) Just have to tweak a few joints and make some more "stuff" for her. For a name, my Son suggested "Tequila" play on "ta kill ya" which I thought was pretty witty :) Thanks for the reponses guys and sorry Sherman, I I think she would kill me if I named her bun=bun.. lol... Cheers Folks! Noel

Some people have no feel for using absurdity to camoflage the deadly. ;] It's the "kill em while they're laughing" techique: "So... you're the new corporate troubleshooter?" "Yup." "What do we call you?" "Bun-bun." "BUN-BUN?!?!?? Bwahahahahahaha- " "Bang!" snicker

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JEEZ SHERM!! It's only 6am!! Ya shouldn't make me laugh that hard!! I'll wake the whole house!! LOL LOL Although I really like the job description, "corporate troubleshooter" Very civilized :))

Ooops. Sorry 'bout that. ;] *fingers crossed behind back... *

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Ya sure!! Your snickering over there arn't ya? lol...

WHo? Me? Nahhhhhhhhh. ;]p~

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Very Cool! What a great character! Dave :-)

Tequila Bun-Bun, the Corporate Troubleshooter?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAah so that is where you have been hiding... She looks like one heck of an exterminator.... Great Work :)

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Hey Noel, just thought of a name... Howsabout "CASS" - The EF 150/A Corporate Assassin Unit? Dave :-) PS I also have a list of potential targets for her...Ever met a UK Traffic Warden?...(Tee hee!) ;-)

ok, I have decided to go with Tequila.. works two ways.. kind of a play on words.. "ta kill ya" and she is like tequila, sneaks up on you and knocks ya on yer butt!! lol She now has a bunch of weapons and the antenna are now posable and scalable (that can't be a word) Here's a shot of her as she is now. btw, I am in no way to be held respnsible for anything she does after you buy her!! Including the "troubleshooting" of UK Traffic Wardens!! lol

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Now that is awesome!!! Love the name too!

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As always, I'll make my request for a male version as well. It's nice having the right assassin at the right time. You could call him Slammer ...

That is so cool....

No no no...if there's going to be a male version (which gets MY vote), there's only one name that would now fit... "Sunrise" I'll leave the imagery up to your imagination... :)

LMAO @ Chrome. Obvious choice ;) A matching male version would be sweet. No pressure or anything LOL

Or maybe the male version should be called "Mockingbird"

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Ironbear, sometimes I don't know which is scarier: The bad puns, or the fact that I get them immediately... :) Now get outta the way, you're blocking the Baywatch babes! snick!

Took me several minutes to respond, Chrome... I was laughing too hard to type. ;] We'd better hope CharlieBrown doesn't wander into this thread or the punnishment will get really aweful.

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Ya know, now that I LOOK at her close...she DOES sorta resemble Slappyhoho from Bun-Bun's Black Ops Elves....hmmmm...

That fatman had best watch out... she looks like she could wreck the International Santa Conspiracy without Bub-bun's help. ;]

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WOW, that's a pretty cool and dangerous figure. Fantastic creation. SHARKEY

Male version on his way folks :) Thanks so much for all the great comments!

I say the Male Version should be named Cuervo. And have lots of blades... "Cuervo the Carver"... and maybe have a bizarre little worm on his shoulder...

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Okay folks, here's the male counterpart to Tequila. I'm stuck on a name, though. So here's the deal: I'm running a contest. The duration of the contest is from Sunday April 21 to Friday April 26. Whoever *I* think comes up with the best name for him wins the couple. His name should "fit" with hers somehow, but please, don't limit yourselves to drink names (I am *not* calling him 'fuzzy navel' or 'sex on the beach' lol!) I'm still working on this texture, and they'll both have probably 3 each once I'm done. Plus they'll have their own weapons. I'm even including poses for them. Now, remember, these *aren't* just suits for Mike and Vickie! They are 100% original mesh characters! I'll include a wire frame render shortly so you can see (I'm only saying this because I've had about 3 people ask if they'll 'fit' Mike and Vic). So! Just post your ideas here, and come Friday I'll choose the winner!

What about calling them 'The Advocates' Tequila and Bender ;-)

btw..they kick serious @ss!!! (as usual)

If she looked a touch more egyptian, she would be the banshhe character I've been attempting for years. But she's glose enough.. i want her, and I want her now....heh heh.. I'll wait till she ready tho..don't wanna rush real artistry..

Sunshine... Tequila sunshine... umm okay maybe not... Serious name idea Coquila Got that from a type of Tequila Coquila Chocolate Cream Tequila, sounds good... though never had Tequila at all so couldn't tell ya.

"Twisted" was my first thought, but I think that was more a reaction. However I think he looks like a "Nocturn" or "Damos" My nickle.

How about Shott or Shotts?

They are great! I would go for something like Thunder or Thor..Torge or Tyr (father of the giants).

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I vote for "Mescal" as a play on "max-kill" and also being another spirit made from the agave cactus, just like Tequila.

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lots of things go with tequila, but i guess the most obvious would be tequila & slammer...or Hammer & Tequila..but i think my favourite is still calling them 'the Advocates - Tequila and Bender'

Murdock? Another thought.

OK, how about "Black Rubber" (nobody sees him coming).

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How about Raicilla or a derivitive of? Raicilla is the oldest alcohol spirit known to man and was drunk by the indian high priests, even before mezcal, and was considered a very mild hallucinogenic. Heh, all those years of bartending in a biker bar taught me something after all. ;)

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In the corperate world, when a subject during a meeting befores a problem, the head of the meeting will normally suggest "Taking the matter OFF-Line." So maybe in certain instances. If the matter was very problematic, He may suggest taking it to "Offline...Herr Offlein.."

"Deadlock" (I'm trying really hard here, heh heh)

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I still say Cuervo the Carver! Especially with those bladelike things on his helmet...

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I vote for "Shooter", which is a spin-off of "shott" but just sounds better to me. Although too obvious. Then of course there is "Alexander" which is a derivative of Brandy Alexander, but who on earth would mix tequila with chocolate milk? Then there is "Lime" because we all know how well those two go together... and how deadly. :) "Salt" is a spin-off of that, but "Lime" sounds better... maybe he's British? Tilandra

Damn, I had a [g] mark after that last sentence so my friends east of the pond would know I wasn't trying to be insulting. HTML ate it I think. Tilandra

How about Black Devil?????? Or Death???? Deadly Poison????? Or maybe you could call both of them the deadly poison team????? (OK, OK so I'm not very good with names...)

Horned Devil????

Pure Evil?????

Evil????

Vodka(!) or Martini - Martin

Rum (OK, now I'm getting silly but I'm trying my hardest here!) Black Death, Trickster, Gangster, Dark Assassin, Black Assassin. ANYTHING!

LOL Clissold!! There are some excellent thoughts here folks! I can't wait to see what the rest of the week brings! G

Hey, I don't know why this didn't hit me before, WORM! Actually I like the way WERM Looks kind of cool. CG

Absolut? Or Absolute?

Bat Bite, 1 oz. Light Rum 1 oz. Raspberry Liqueur 1 Lime wedge 1 Lemon wedge Cranberry Juice kind of a chick drink, but I like the name.

Atomic Fireball or just fire ball; 1 oz. Vodka 1 oz. Cinnamon Schnapps 1 Tsp. Tobasco Sauce Smokin'

Blue Flame; 1 oz. Southern Comfort 1 oz. Wild Turkey You could ad a whole new dynamic to the character with a name like that.

BBF 1 oz. Tequila 1 oz. Sambuca Or Bloody Bull: 11/2 oz. Vodka 2 oz. Beef Bouillon Bloody Mary Mix I've got to try one of these my self.

More Bulls, Brave Bull; 1 oz. Tequila 1 oz. Kahlua Bull Shot: 1 oz. Vodka Tobasco Sauce Worcestershire Sauce

Sledge Hammer; 1 oz. Peppermint Schnapps 1 oz. Jagermeister

Okay, I like the way this one sounds; Sun Stroke: 11/2 oz. Vodka 1 Tsp. Triple Sec Grapefruit Juice

Okay, Another Tequila drink: Scorpion: 1 oz. Tequila 1 oz. Kahlua 1 oz. Sprite or 7 UP

Snake Bite; 1 oz. Wild Turkey 1 oz. Peppermint Schnapps Sounds good, Tequila and Snake Bite. Actually, it just sounds stupid ignore this one.

Okay, This one has a good assisin sounding name: Grave Digger and it's Mexican tooooooo 1 oz. Kahlua 1 oz. Tequila This, I like

I know you wouldn't use this one but it's cute: Hairy Navel 1 oz. Peach Schnapps 1 oz. Vodka Orange Juice

Kamikaze, 2 oz. Absolut Vodka 1 Tsp. Lime Juice 2 Tsp. Triple Sec Old tricks are the best tricks.

#76 my old favorite #65 sounds interesting Damn you... are you caffeineguy or "raging bartender"? I'm gonna end up an alcoholic! ;) Tilandra

Stinger: 11/2 oz. Brandy 1/2 oz. Creme de Menthe

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"Curator" because when he gets hold of you, you're history. Actually, I still like "Mescal" the best.

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Black Scorpion, Poison Sting, I still think Black Devil or Horned Devil sounds good. Horned Devil is my favourite but it probably sounds stupid to everyone else.

Dad's pleased, he's got a couple o' drinks to try out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

When I look at that guy, the only words I can think of when I see him is Muahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I've got a good one!!!! He who hath no name!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOL!! Let's hoe not Clissold! Be way too much typing for the ads! hehehehe

Um Q, QX??? That's short!!!

The Horned Devil will wack you with his horns!!!! (teeheeheehee)

Oooooers, love the figures! And I just have to post some entries to this contest since I love words and I live in the desert region that grow the Agaves that produce Tequila. * Mexcalmetl (a play on max kill plus metal) The native name of the variety of plants that produce Tequila and Mezcal. Mexcalmetl and Tequila has an interesting ring to it. * Maguey Another name for Agave, which is the common name of the succulents that Tequila comes from. I'm not as crazy about this name either.

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Another one- * Pulque (pronounced pool KAY and a drink with a fascinating history) This was the drink before tequila became popular, and is still drunk today, but doesn't have the popularity that Tequila has (kinda like Michael isn't as popular as Vicky ;). Fermented from the same Agaves that Tequila comes from, this drink is believed to be over 2,000 years old. The myth and history of this drink is fascinating. "The pulque gods wore a half moon made of bone in their nose and their faces were painted black and red representing the light and dark side of the lunarscape and reflected their status as lunar beings." Representing "a star" that died and was reborn daily (the moon) explains why the gods represented life and death in nature. I read this shortly after seeing your male figure, and it seemed to fit. Or at least worthy of mentioning here. Pulque was used by royalty and priests to celebrate great victory and "was served as a ritual intoxicant presumably to increase the priest's enthusiasm over the imminent sacrifice and to ease the sacrifants impending demise." Sacrifice?! Woah, back up there. Then light and dark side of the moon? Death and daily rebirth? All adds to an interesting namesake. Woah, okay this is a long enough post. I'll stop my long-windedness.

A few others-- * Aztec, Aztecan, Azteq. * Aztech, Aztecnician (keeps with combined Mexican culture plus corporate theme laugh). * Cortes or Cortez (for the Spanish explorer that conquered the Aztec empire). * Tecate * Peyote, Mescaline. Both hallucinogens from the desert. * Hemlock, Arsenic.

And finally -- * Liquate, an anagram of Tequila. Also Liquidate, Liquator, Liquidator. Liquate means to "cause a more fusible substance to separate out of a combination or mixture by applying heat, as it in liquate lead from its ore." * Quilate, another anagram; translates as carat from Spanish. It's not as sexy as Liquate. * Black Wasp I'm done for the day. :)

sigh I can't think of any good names... can't you just name him "Cin- Wins"? :) Well it would make ME happy... Okay, I'll shut up now.

And still more entries for today-- * Ouzo, a colorless Greek anise-flavored liquor, frequently done as shots. A play on "uzi" * Metaxa, a famouse Greek brandy. I like the sound of the name, as in they "met axe" * El Diablo, the devil in Spanish. * Amontillado, as in "The Cask of Amontillado" from the Edgar Allen Poe story. And a drink recipe-- T.K.O. 1/3 oz Tequila 1/3 oz Ouzo 1/3 oz Kahlua Pour into shotglass, shoot, enjoy. :) I've not tried this.

I still say my original name is best... Cuervo the Carver

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A lot of good names! Thanks for posting!

Is it closed now????

ok folks, the name has been chosen. The male Troubleshooter shall be called "Mescal" Congrats Ajax!! Thank you to everyone who posted! A special thanks goes out to Clissold for all the great drink recipes! The team will be entering their second stage of testing this weekend, and hopefully be uploaded to the Market Place early next week. Thanks again everyone!

Hey, congrats Ajax!!

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Opps! My deepest appologies to CaffeineGuy. I gave Clissold thanks for the recipies when it was actually CaffeineGuy! I am very sorry for this :( Also, I think TriTeq deserves mention for recipies as well. Some of the names given were very good and choosing was very difficult. Cheers to all who helped out!

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WOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! I only just found out. Thanks, Styyx. I'm looking forward to playing with these. And now I've got one more reason to say I love tequila ;-)

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