Dear Mosca, I most sincerely apologize for not returning this sooner. I found it in my car last Saturday morning but got distracted and put off sending it till now. If Id sent it sooner you probably would have been saved a lot of hassle. Shes clearly of age.

I must admit that I, too, was a little apprehensive when she first flew over and asked me to dance. Then the cop at the club walked over and I knew I was deep doo doo even though I hadnt done anything. People judge so quickly based merely on appearance these days. However, she pulled this out and he checked it. I guess it was OK because he simply said, "O.K." to her, then looked at me and said, "good luck!" He gave me a grin and a knowing wink as he walked off.

Anyway, please tell her I said, "thanks" shell know what for and remind her to be more careful with it in the future. I guess its not all her fault, we were both a little tipsy but still.

[Serious note]

This is simply an attempt to keep things light hearted not to slam or be disrespectful of anyone. Enjoy!

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