Forum: Poser - OFFICIAL


Subject: Playing with the new toy

FyreSpiryt opened this issue on May 29, 2002 ยท 14 posts


FyreSpiryt posted Wed, 29 May 2002 at 6:25 AM

Self-contained, lightweight, flexible, impenetrable, and I even like the color. I just need to slap a triple-redundant power backup in here, make sure the odds of all three failing aren't exactly a million to one (since million-to-one chances happen nine times out of ten), and I think this'll be part of my standard equipment. Remind me to put Ajax on my list of people to spare when I take over the world.

Just playing around with some stuff and slapped this pic together.


Jaqui posted Wed, 29 May 2002 at 6:42 AM

didn't you know? the personal force field has a nuclear power supply built right into the belt. ~g~ or bracelet. (Asimov founation trilogy, "a reactor the size of a wallnut" is the line, Foundation and Empire I think is the book.) ~g~


FyreSpiryt posted Wed, 29 May 2002 at 7:13 AM

Now, you see, the problem with the nuclear power supply in the belt is that the odds of it failing at an inopportune time are right at a million-to-one. Ground zero of an uncontrolled nuclear reaction; not a good place for my cute belly to be. I find you're much better off ripping the power source out of a lightsabre. The increased fantasy physics aspect makes it much more stable. ^_~


Jaqui posted Wed, 29 May 2002 at 7:15 AM

~L~ but the odds of a funtioning nuclear reactor that small are around a trillion to one, so that reduces the odd of it falling to a billion to one, since the reactor is totally improbable, the odd of it falling are extremely miniscule. ~solemn nod~


Mosca posted Wed, 29 May 2002 at 7:44 AM

So, what happens if she has to go to the bathroom?


Jaqui posted Wed, 29 May 2002 at 7:45 AM

you turn it off silly. ~g~


hogwarden posted Wed, 29 May 2002 at 7:52 AM

But how can she turn it off? There's two layers of forceshield in the way!! Message671422.jpg


Mosca posted Wed, 29 May 2002 at 7:55 AM

And three power supplies! Good Lord--what if it's URGENT!!!???


Little_Dragon posted Wed, 29 May 2002 at 8:51 AM

Perhaps it's voice-activated. happy.gif

A lightsaber power cell wouldn't last ten minutes running that rig. Sabers are extremely efficient and "recycle" their energy output; when not actually cutting something, their power consumption is practically nil.



BAM posted Wed, 29 May 2002 at 8:59 AM

It's called a Diaper (Depends anyone?)


Gort posted Wed, 29 May 2002 at 9:54 AM

That was NASA's solution... being an astronaut isn't all glamor. ;)


Barbarellany posted Wed, 29 May 2002 at 12:55 PM

Can you imagine out on a moon walk, "Neil, you should have thought of that before you came outside."


FyreSpiryt posted Wed, 29 May 2002 at 5:29 PM

::wiggles nose:: Well, I made my bed, I suppose I should jump on it now. I talked to my accountant, and I don't have to worry about any of this stuff: my reality check bounced. : )


bikermouse posted Thu, 30 May 2002 at 11:24 AM

If you got that armor from "Dune", then the armor doesn't respond to very slow movements. That way you can turn it off by a switch.