Jackson opened this issue on Aug 03, 2002 ยท 4 posts
Jackson posted Sat, 03 August 2002 at 11:49 AM
Hello Kupa, Jackson here. Remember me? I would like you to know that today is my birthday. I'd also like you to know that I'm old and all alone with just my dog and cat to help me celebrate. My family is all gone. I have no food and my birthday cake will be an old cookie I found in the cupboard. You already know that I am retired and living on a meager disability pension. Now that you're feeling sorry for me, I'd also like you to know that YOU and ONLY you can cure my blues and make this birthday a happy one! Doesn't that make you feel good? All you have to do is grant one wish from this poor old soul. No, I'm not going to ask for a full, shrink-wrapped Poser 5, that would be greedy and unfair to others (see, I'm selfless, too). My one birthday wish is for you to IM me or email me with either one of two things, in order of preference: 1. an ftp address on your server where I can download the latest beta of P5 before it went gold, or 2. an ftp address on your server where I can download the P5 manual. That's not too much for a starving old man to ask for his birthday is it? By the way, you have an NDA from me already. Anthony knows about it. Okay. That's it. I'll just sit here and wait for the IM or the email (you have my address). Thanking you in advance. Sincerely, Jackson PS: I forgot...I'm overweight and smoke. I could be dead any minute. You wouldn't want me to kick off without granting my birthday wish would you? Think how long that would weigh on your consious. A terrible, terrible thing to have to live with!