Yes, we all know about the incredible features that Poser 5 will have, including strand-based hair and dynamic cloth rendering. But, did you also know that Poser 5 will:*

• include the ability to cure world hunger
• create world peace
• come with a 5 year/ 50Meg "powertrain" warranty
• will be offered with a 0% financing plan
• cause the user to lose 20 pounds in one weekend
• cut grease and remove those hard-to-clean stains
• walk the dog
• wax the car
• whiten teeth as you sleep
• strengthen your abs
• And, shipping sometime next year- a patch that will close the hole in the ozone layer

That's right, there's nothing that Poser 5 won't do!

*Disclaimer: the above statement has not be approved by Curious Labs. These features may or may not be in the final, shipping, product.

Also, since we all know how great Poser 5 will be, here are some marketing slogans.
"Is it live or is it Poser 5?"
"Tastes great, less filling!"
"Poser 5- the choice of a new generation"
"Poser 5- for those who think young"
"You're in good hands with Poser 5"

Anyone else want to add some?

--John

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