Forum: Poser - OFFICIAL


Subject: 13 reasons to stop using Poser

jval opened this issue on Aug 30, 2002 ยท 13 posts


jval posted Fri, 30 August 2002 at 7:40 PM

With all the angst re P5 copy protection I thought maybe we could lighten up a bit. Here are my 13 top reasons to give up Poser. 1. when introduced to people you stop trying to sneak a peek at their joint parameters 2. when you buy clothing it fits- even when you bend 3. you are no longer tempted to do "vickie in a temple" 4. your hard disk mysteriously gains several gigabytes of free space 5. people no longer give you strange looks because you complimented them on their morph targets 6. instead of visiting Poser galleries you start reading something educational- like Playboy and Playgirl magazines 7. you stop trying to adjust peoples' dials so you're no longer getting slapped in the face 8. you discover there's a whole new world out there- even something called a "sky" 9. you stop asking people if they are related to "vickie" or "mike" 10. you discover that 24 hours in a day really is enough 11. you stop trying to pose your co-workers 12. when you hear the words "texture" and "map" in the same sentence you don't break out in a cold sweat 13. you no longer try to "post process" your significant other - Jack