DocMatter opened this issue on Sep 14, 2002 ยท 9 posts
DocMatter posted Sat, 14 September 2002 at 5:20 PM
Cromwell1 posted Sat, 14 September 2002 at 6:01 PM
I see a gratuitus beaver scene coming up...(Ok...I know you saw "Loaded Weapon")
geep posted Sat, 14 September 2002 at 7:53 PM
That's NOT a beaver, it's a woman, isn't it? ;=] Nice render, black.
Remember ... "With Poser, all things are possible, and poseable!"
cheers,
dr geep ... :o]
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Scarab posted Sat, 14 September 2002 at 10:54 PM
"Ward, I think you need to have a talk with the Beaver." June Cleaver Scarab
kbade posted Sat, 14 September 2002 at 11:18 PM
"Hey, nice beaver!" "Why, thank you! I just had it stuffed." -Leslie Nielsen and Priscilla Presley, The Naked Gun
geep posted Sat, 14 September 2002 at 11:41 PM
... with the beaver jokes. ;=] What did one beaver say to the other beaver?
Remember ... "With Poser, all things are possible, and poseable!"
cheers,
dr geep ... :o]
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maclean posted Sun, 15 September 2002 at 10:59 AM
Oh dear.... Well, Billy Connelly, the Scottish comedian, was working on a movie with Sharon Stone recently, and he suggested that he put on a kilt and sit opposite her, then cross his legs to give her a quick flash. Sharon's reply is not on record, but she laughed for a long time. mac
geep posted Sun, 15 September 2002 at 11:47 AM
The Scotman had overindulged in adult beverages so he decided to lay down next to the road and sleep it off.
Two young ladies were passing by a spied the Scotsman.
"Oooo!, do ya think they wear anythin' under their kilts?" asked the one young lass.
"I dunno." replied the other, "Let's take a wee peek."
So they carefully lifted the sleeping gentleman's kilt and, sure enough ... there was nothing under it ... except the Scotsman.
"Let's have a wee bit o' fun." says the first lassie as she draws a blue ribbon from her hair.
She ties the ribbon around his manhood with a pretty bow and they both have a good chuckle and continue on their way.
Hours pass ..............
The Scotsman wakes up and realizing the need to relieve himself, stumbles over to a tree.
He lifts his kilt and notices the ribbon.
"Ach, laddie," he proclaims, "I dinna know where ya bin, but I see ya took firrrst prrrize!"
cheers, (and beers)
dr geep
;=]
Remember ... "With Poser, all things are possible, and poseable!"
cheers,
dr geep ... :o]
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maclean posted Sun, 15 September 2002 at 12:18 PM
Ha ha ha!!! ROTFLMAO! mac