Forum: Poser - OFFICIAL

Subject: POSER 5 BUG EXPOSED!

x2000 opened this issue on Sep 25, 2002 · 14 posts

x2000 posted Wed, 25 September 2002 at 10:28 AM

I'm afraid all of these problems with Poser 5 are my fault. I've read the complaints about bugs, but I had no idea mine was behind it all. Simply leave an open bottle of whiskey near your monitor and that should be sufficient to lure the little bugger out of there. I apologize for any inconvenience this may have caused.

-Waldo- posted Wed, 25 September 2002 at 10:38 AM

BUG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Someone slap on it!!! HELP!!

Jackson posted Wed, 25 September 2002 at 10:53 AM

I tried the whiskey trick but it didn't work. MORE bugs cropped up...course it might have been cuz I drank half of it. But then I didn't care as much! So I guess it's a decent "work-around."

Tomsde posted Wed, 25 September 2002 at 11:07 AM

If it were only that easy we'd all be a lot happier.

thgeisel posted Wed, 25 September 2002 at 12:31 PM

think a half bottle of whiskey fix all p5 bugs :-) but i have no bugs in p5 till now,should i continue with the whiskey ??

chohole posted Wed, 25 September 2002 at 12:42 PM

I wondered where the little BUGgar had got to.

The greatest part of wisdom is learning to develop the ineffable genius of extracting the "neither here nor there" out of any situation...."

VirtualSite posted Wed, 25 September 2002 at 1:00 PM

Yeah, but hopefully we'll BEE seeing more of this bug...

Jackson posted Wed, 25 September 2002 at 4:45 PM

Well, the BUZZ is there will BEE no more BUGS come September 30. And I don't believe I just typed that.

VirtualSite posted Wed, 25 September 2002 at 5:24 PM

and that's the BOTTOM line, 'cause Legume said so..... :)

x2000 posted Wed, 25 September 2002 at 6:53 PM

That's a whole different bug, Legume. Renderosibee's strictly a software bug. There are some things he just won't do, even full of whiskey.

ignoranceisbliss posted Wed, 25 September 2002 at 7:23 PM

At least it's not a worm. :)

geep posted Thu, 26 September 2002 at 12:30 AM

"There are some things he just won't do, even full of whiskey." Such as ................................ ? ;=]

Remember ... "With Poser, all things are possible, and poseable!"

cheers,

dr geep ... :o]

edited 10/5/2019

mondoxjake posted Thu, 26 September 2002 at 2:06 AM

I don't have P5...but if I did, and an open bottle of whiskey---the hell with bugs! I would probably float right on through P5 and never realize it had bugs..Hic! Excuse me.

pdxjims posted Thu, 26 September 2002 at 10:17 AM

The last time I left an open bottle of whisky by my monitor, the damn thing drank it all. I, uh, he... wound up at the local leather bar singing show tunes. NOT a good idea. By the time it was all over, he'd organized the first gay leatherman's chorus and committed himself to rewriting the words to Oklahoma for their first performance. I'll live with the usual P5 bugs, thank you very much.