bikermouse opened this issue on Oct 05, 2002 ยท 43 posts
bikermouse posted Sat, 05 October 2002 at 8:42 AM
33 years today Monty Pyton did their First Broadcast on BBC according to KMJ. Here's to 'em I say! What Say you? (and anyone tried to do any of the characters from Monte Python in P5 yet?)
quixote posted Sat, 05 October 2002 at 8:45 AM
Nudge...nudge...wink...wink... if you know what I mean...
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aleks posted Sat, 05 October 2002 at 8:48 AM
there must be a dead parrot somewhere... "it's not dead! it's sleeping!"
Redfern posted Sat, 05 October 2002 at 8:49 AM
"Well, it's just after eight o'clock and time for the penguin on top of your television set to explode." BOOM!!! "'Ow'd 'e know that was goin'te' 'appen ?!" "It was an inspired guess. And now for something completely different..."
Tempt the Hand of Fate and it'll give you the "finger"!
quixote posted Sat, 05 October 2002 at 8:51 AM
Who wins the twit 'o the year contest? I think I'm a shoe in. I have only one good leg and yesterday, I still managed to kick myself in the balls. Hands down, I say.
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c1rcle posted Sat, 05 October 2002 at 8:53 AM
No-one expects the Spanish Inquisition!!!!!!!
MadYuri posted Sat, 05 October 2002 at 9:20 AM
Look, you stupid bastard, you've got no arms left. Yes I have. Look! Just a flesh wound.
Jcleaver posted Sat, 05 October 2002 at 9:24 AM
Nee!
Jon posted Sat, 05 October 2002 at 9:26 AM
Heh, The Life of Brian was also great! bikermouse, I remember quite some time ago Ghostofmacbeth did the old man on the bridge in the Holy Grail - What is your favourite colour?
aleks posted Sat, 05 October 2002 at 9:30 AM
the bridge between the both peaks of kilimandscharo?
quixote posted Sat, 05 October 2002 at 9:41 AM
Two-Sheds Murphy was here.
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geoffg posted Sat, 05 October 2002 at 9:58 AM
To the Python Scripting Forum :)
aleks posted Sat, 05 October 2002 at 10:13 AM
your place or mine?
Jackson posted Sat, 05 October 2002 at 10:16 AM
In my best french accent: I blow my nose at you...you... I fahrt in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! Now be off, eenglish pig-dog or I shall taunt you again!
quixote posted Sat, 05 October 2002 at 10:24 AM
When's the invasion of the BlancMange?
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Eowyn posted Sat, 05 October 2002 at 10:50 AM
Well we did do the nose... ...and the hat... BUT SHE'S A WITCH!
praxis22 posted Sat, 05 October 2002 at 12:32 PM
Stop That! It's silly...
Butch posted Sat, 05 October 2002 at 12:32 PM
How do you know she's a witch... She turned me into newt....
hankim posted Sat, 05 October 2002 at 12:35 PM
I got better...
Penguinisto posted Sat, 05 October 2002 at 12:53 PM
"I'm not dead yet!" "'e says e's not dead yet..." "Oh, he's quite dead, I assure you." "I'm feeling bette-" WHACK! /P
PhilC posted Sat, 05 October 2002 at 12:54 PM
Bicycle repair man, Don't say the baby's name, Lumberjack song .... ahhh me I remember them well. One had to watch it on a Thursday evening or not understand a word of what folks said Friday morning. :)
chohole posted Sat, 05 October 2002 at 12:57 PM
Attached Link: http://www.renderosity.com/viewed.ez?galleryid=228132
Did this a while backThe greatest part of wisdom is learning to develop the ineffable genius of extracting the "neither here nor there" out of any situation...."
quixote posted Sat, 05 October 2002 at 1:03 PM
Now dynamic cloth would really work well with that image. Good one.
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Ghostofmacbeth posted Sat, 05 October 2002 at 1:57 PM
I did the old man but he was in P4 .. A sort of Lancelot as well. They are under Python Challenge and Python hermit if you do a search. Nudge nudge, wink wink, say no more say no more ...
lelionx posted Sat, 05 October 2002 at 1:58 PM
No singing!
c1rcle posted Sat, 05 October 2002 at 2:11 PM
And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.'
Tashar59 posted Sat, 05 October 2002 at 3:05 PM
I think all of you need a good stoneing. STONES FOR SALE, no women aloud unless your wearing fake beards.
steveshanks posted Sat, 05 October 2002 at 3:53 PM
Do you want an argument :o)........Steve
hankim posted Sat, 05 October 2002 at 4:36 PM
Oh, I'm sorry, this is abuse...arguments are next forum over he he
Sacred Rose posted Sat, 05 October 2002 at 6:47 PM
But I came here fo' a good argument!
Sacred Rose posted Sat, 05 October 2002 at 6:48 PM
YOu call that an argument? That's not an argument!
Little_Dragon posted Sat, 05 October 2002 at 7:23 PM
Dinsdale?
(As an aside, someone should try recreating Spiny Norman with Poser 5's dynamic hair.)
My top four favourite bits from the series include the Piranha Bros. sketch, "How Not to Be Seen", Mr. Neutron (the world's most dangerous man), and there is no #4.
Crescent posted Sat, 05 October 2002 at 8:35 PM
Attached Link: http://www.trollandtoad.com/products/product.php?prdetid=161442
My alltime favorite. In fact, it's sitting next to me, staring at me right now! And now for something completely scary: http://www.trollandtoad.com/products/product.php?prid=98639 If you'll excuse me, I have to go pick up a cuddly Cthulhu now. (Maybe it will protect me from the rabbit.)
spook posted Sun, 06 October 2002 at 2:20 AM
and now.... number 10. the larch.
steveshanks posted Sun, 06 October 2002 at 2:30 AM
yes it is
quixote posted Sun, 06 October 2002 at 3:10 AM
My brain hurts.
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bikermouse posted Sun, 06 October 2002 at 8:15 AM
Cresent, Run Away!! Jon, are you talking RGB colors or CMYK colors? Q, sorry about that.
Khai-J-Bach posted Sun, 06 October 2002 at 12:19 PM
By the Left... Quick...MARCH! 'oh get him....' the 21st mincers :)
steveshanks posted Sun, 06 October 2002 at 1:41 PM
is your wife a goer..eh eh ...Steve
Penguinisto posted Sun, 06 October 2002 at 1:56 PM
"I always wanted to be a Mason..." /P
quixote posted Sun, 06 October 2002 at 2:00 PM
The idea of a joke that is so funny it kills... That was pure genius.
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kbennett posted Sun, 06 October 2002 at 2:27 PM
What's this, then? 'Romanes Eunt Domus'? 'People called Romanes they go the house'?
Hiram posted Tue, 08 October 2002 at 4:29 PM
Yes, well, that's the sort of blinkered, philistine pig ignorance I've come to expect from you non-creative garbage. You sit there on your loathsome, spotty behinds squeezing blackheads, not caring a tinker's cuss for the struggling artist. You excrement! You whining, hypocritical toadies, with your colour TV sets and your Tony Jacklin golf clubs and your bleeding secret masonic handshakes! You wouldn't let me join, would you, you blackballing bastards?! Well, I wouldn't become a freemason now if you went down on your lousy, stinking knees and begged me!!! (and I am a Freemason, 32)