I don't really need one, I just tried to think of the most absurd thing I could to see how far the world of Poser stuff has gone... B^)

We have not yet fully plumbed the depths of potential absurdity, although we've certainly had our moments. I will not cite examples.

I will! I've got Chinderwear! No posable rubber chickens, though. I think I DLd a non-posable one once though.

I have a rubberducky model :O))) ..... .... or do you mean a rubber-chick ????;O))

I think that`s a job for trekki-grrrl! :OP Trekki, do you need the model to squeeze it?

I remember there was one out there long ago. I really have to sort my CDs. If I find something and it has a readme with the source included I will post the information here.

Okay, I am afraid... Err, Job for Trekkie-girl? ahem What am I, chopped liver?

Here is one in the Free Stuff..."Anus/Rectum Prop"... OK?????

Hey, the weirder the better as far as I'm concerned. Always looking for quirky stuff to include in a render.

Niles, That isn't absurd... that's a commodity. With Poser-porn being produced for real money that is :roll eyes: a useful prop for perhaps more people than we'd care to count. I gather that what Dodger is looking for is something totally ridiculous and useless: even as a joke item the rubber chicken fails because it is stale and tired. Some people have inquired as to the uses for Pefo's lovely mathematical shapes. Dozens, if not hundreds of us have downloaded them. I think they would make great magical effects, but with the strong architectural focus they can be combined into alien spacecraft or native housing. So they don't count, because they are useful... and gorgeous. Dodger... you've raised a good question. My idea of absurd is a metal helmet designed to fit directly on a shaven head. A rubber chicken would offer better protection. Carolly

I never really understood the idea behind the rubber chicken.

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Poser pron for money? Where? How? Dang--all this time I've been doing it for free!

By "pron" I of course mean porn. Pron is even nastier.

I'd be gald to have arubber chicken, by the way. Cliches are all about context; stick a rubber chicken in a Vic/temple/sword render and you've got something kind of interesting. To me, at least.

hmmm... a naked rubber chicken in a temple pic... the potential is limitless. Will it have a breast morph? I know a lot of the kids who sneak in to get their thrills looking at naked in the temple pics love a good breast morph...

I'm more of a leg and thigh man, myself...

How about a temple shaped like a giant rubber chicken? You could use it's bum as the entrance. Or is it called a "portal" in the fantasy context. You know, as in, "I couldn't give a chicken's portal". :)

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heh _dodger.... You sure LOOK like chopped liver to me :oP anyway I guess you'll be better in making the rubberthingy than me, organics aren't my best...... but here's a rubber chick. Someone else will have to make it poseable though, I haven't the faintest idea on how to do that :o(

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My lord and lady, what have I done? Well, I think I do have one of the most absurd seeming things out there -- I made and gave away as a consolation prize recently a fully posable drum roll please ... Pretzel. Yup a posable pretzel. However, change the colour and it could be heaps of useful posable things. Low poly, too. Actually I only made it because I was trying to find an easy and controllable Curve dial to read the code to.