Things go better with...... by luckyred

Poser • Comics/Cartoons • posted on Jul 19, 2005

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Just wanted to do something lighthearted and fun.... DAZ Polar Bear Just For Fun What I Want in a Man Original List: 1. Handsome 2. Charming 3. Financially successful 4. A caring listener 5. Witty 6. In good shape 7. Dresses with style 8. Appreciates finer thing 9. Full of thoughtful surprises 10. An imaginative, romantic lover Revised List (age 32) 1. Nice looking 2. Opens car doors, holds chairs 3. Has enough money for a nice dinner 4. Listens more than talks 5. Laughs at my jokes 6. Carries bags of groceries with ease 7. Owns at least one tie 8. Appreciates a good home-cooked meal 9. Remembers birthdays and anniversaries 10. Seeks romance at least once a week Revised List (age 52) 1. Not too ugly 2. Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car 3. Works steady - splurges on dinner out occasionally 4. Nods head when I'm talking 5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes 6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture 7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach 8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids 9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down 10. Shaves most weekends Revised List (age 62) 1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed 2. Doesn't belch or scratch in public 3. Doesn't borrow money too often 4. Doesn't nod off to sleep when I'm venting 5. Doesn't retell the same joke too many times 6. Is in good enough shape to get off couch on weekends 7. Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear 8. Appreciates a good TV dinner 9. Remembers your name on occasion 10. Shaves some weekends Revised List (age 72) 1. Doesn't scare small children 2. Remembers where bathroom is 3. Doesn't require much money for upkeep 4. Only snores lightly when asleep 5. Remembers why he's laughing 6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself 7. Usually wears some clothes 8. Likes soft foods 9. Remembers where he left his teeth 10. Remembers that it's the weekend Revised List (age 82) 1. Breathing 2. Doesn't miss the toilet

Comments (14)

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Arvanor

9:33AM | Tue, 19 July 2005

Great homage to the Cola bear.:-)

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prog

9:52AM | Tue, 19 July 2005

LOL!! I love the "list"!!! The image looks fantastic, too!!!! EXCELLENT work!

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brycek

11:05AM | Tue, 19 July 2005

This is so cute and I love the List..Excellent!!

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redflame

11:10AM | Tue, 19 July 2005

so delightful and such homage to the coca-cola bear

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Shardz

11:19AM | Tue, 19 July 2005

ROTFL! Your writing always cracks me up and is so well thought and, and in most cases very true! Btw, I'm somewhere between the first list and 40. lol! Wonderful image, as well! I discovered recently the joys of having a tall, ice cold glass of Coke with sushi...it really compliments that wasabi nicely! Most excellent work!!

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xeniaghost

11:28AM | Tue, 19 July 2005

Cool image and very funny list, although i think the only thing you can hope for in a man is #1 on list aged 82! And sometimes it's preferable if they don't do that either!

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