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Ode On A Coffee Urn

Writers Humor posted on Jul 26, 2005
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Joltin' joe or mocha fine, Fill 'er up, right to the line. A little cream, or make it black; I crave the great big punch it packs. Got hooked at twenty, in college days Kept me focused, out of the haze. Got good grades but never slept, Ever full my cup was kept. Never iced, I like it hot, Sip it down, it hits the spot. Hold the lattes, tall and grand, Put just plain coffee in my hand. Gets me through those work filled hours, It surely has some magic powers. My desktop cup is always full Six cups a day, and that's no bull. Gotta have it, I'll never stop, 'Cause it's good to that last drop. The best part of wakin' up Is java, java, in my cup. Mister coffee, up all night, Waiting there with filter white. On the counter, clicks on at five, And brews that brew so I'll survive. Ground up beans, darkly roasted, In the can near my bagel toasted. Or sometimes cereal, eggs and steak, but always coffee, for goodness sake!

Comments (7)


VigilAnnie

6:50PM | Tue, 26 July 2005

LOL! I can't kick the coffee habit either. It tastes so good in the morning.

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PumaSue

8:49PM | Tue, 26 July 2005

BRAVO!! A brilliantly written ode to coffee!! I can imagine millions of people can identify with your words. I love your poems and essays, Jack. I hope you do some more.

renderogue

10:00AM | Wed, 27 July 2005

LOL, about time coffee got the poetic respect it deserves, nicely put...

nheo

2:21PM | Fri, 29 July 2005

I'd never really wake up without it... fun piece....

cardiacxarrest

11:33PM | Fri, 29 July 2005

LOL, this piece is fantastic! Definitly one of my all time favourites.

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Kaiba_Seto

5:51PM | Fri, 05 August 2005

LOL!! What a funny idea = ) ...I think I need a cup of coffee right now, too grin I love your poems ^^

Ethesis

6:44AM | Mon, 15 August 2005

That is so perfect, reminds me of the quest that Bonewits wrote for Chaosium.


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