Hell On Wheels by luckyred

Poser • Fantasy • posted on Oct 28, 2005

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This was one of my entries to the "Dawn of the Dead" contest. When I saw all the wonderful entries I knew I didn't have a chance in "Hell" of placing but what the heck, it pushes me to try and improve. Hope you enjoy! Halloween Costume A black man and his wife were going to a Halloween party in a couple of days so the husband tells his wife to go to the store and get costumes for them to wear. When he comes home that night he goes into the bedroom and there laid out on the bed is a Superman costume. The husband yells at his wife, "What are you doing? Have you ever heard of a black Superman? Take this back and get me something else I can wear." The next day the wife, not too happy, returns the costume and gets a replacement. The husband comes home from work goes to the bedroom and there, laid out on the bed, is a Batman costume. He again yells at his poor wife, "What are you doing? Have you ever heard of a black Batman? Take this back and get me something I can wear to the costume party!" The next morning his irate wife goes shopping. When the husband comes home again from work, there laid out on the bed are three items: one is a set of three white buttons, the second is a thick white belt, and the third item is a 2x4 The husband yells at the wife, "What the hell are these for?" The wife yells back, "Take your clothes off. You can put the three white buttons on the front of you and go as a domino. If you don't like that idea, you can put the white belt on and go as an Oreo. And if you don't like THAT idea, you can shove the 2 x 4 up your ass and go as a fudgesicle!"

Comments (22)

UweMattern

2:26AM | Fri, 28 October 2005

Now this is really a biker from hell! Top work on the textures, love this one! ~Uwe

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Mondwin

2:53AM | Fri, 28 October 2005

Splendid representation of a brilliant idea!!!Beautiful done!!!bravo!V:DDD

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Shardz

4:11AM | Fri, 28 October 2005

Awesome image, I really love this one! There's nothing cooler than a skeleton with a Les Paul strapped on his back and the bike looks amazing! I'll have to go back and check out the images when things simmer down. Right now I'm trying to forget about it. lol! The fire effects are scorching and he's like a bat out of Hell! And LOL at the joke, that's quite funny!! Excellent work!!

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capelito

5:08AM | Fri, 28 October 2005

LOL! Excellent composition and work!

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Thetis

9:19AM | Fri, 28 October 2005

Funny and excellently done!! :))

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wile1

9:25AM | Fri, 28 October 2005

Woohoo!! Look at that biker go!! Straight to.... :D Wonderful pic susan!! Love the expression on his face! Jokes funny to! :D Hugs..

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rohi

9:51AM | Fri, 28 October 2005

Quite funny and in a special way unique - I like it !

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2:14PM | Fri, 28 October 2005

Fantastic work!

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brycek

2:40PM | Fri, 28 October 2005

Fantastic image..love that bike!!

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Amalaswinta

2:50PM | Fri, 28 October 2005

WH00T! this is awesome! love it!!

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awadissk

2:50PM | Fri, 28 October 2005

Excellent image and work as always!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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PoserHobbit

4:09PM | Fri, 28 October 2005

Really cool! I didn't go for the contest, I couldn't come up with a pic to fit the theme, you believe that? (LOL!)

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prog

5:20PM | Fri, 28 October 2005

Really cool image!!!! Wonderful work!!! EXCELLENT!

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GRiMAge

9:22PM | Fri, 28 October 2005

:O I knew they were called hell's angels, but this seem ot go a bit too far... LOL! Cool idea and a great image!! :)

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SophiaDeer

12:18AM | Sat, 29 October 2005

Excellent character!!

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angells

1:23AM | Sat, 29 October 2005

Awesome image, love that grin on his skull head. and those flames around the bike. Excellent work.

Tamela.J.

6:11AM | Sat, 29 October 2005

WOW This is so cool! Great imagination & artistry!! Reminds me of one those old velvet posters from the 70's LOL Xcellent

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cmdr_kobosh

6:24AM | Sat, 29 October 2005

cool pic!!! but the joke is sublime.. i laughed my *ss off.. LOL. thank you for making my day!!

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gillbrooks

9:42AM | Sat, 29 October 2005

That's just tooooooooooo funny!!!

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romanceworks

11:21AM | Sat, 29 October 2005

That is indeed the 'biker from hell'. :o) Very cool image. :CC

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micsteel

3:04PM | Sat, 29 October 2005

Iron Man, Green Lantern, Luke Cage... I haven't read comics in decades, but I remember those were black people at least once. Well, Luke Cage was just himself, and he was black. I think I'd choose the domino, if I were he; Oreos get eaten--which might be okay if he weren't married--and I gues it's kinda obvious that the 2x4 would be uncomfortable! :D Oh, the picture? I'd never have guessed it was you, Susan, but I think it's a great Halloween pic! Looks like he's trying to find a place to plug in: No wonder he's hellishly ticked! :)

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