" Announcing, Politico Version 3." Are you tired of running canidates that appear hot when you first buy them but soon find out that there are problems with the model thatyou selected? End the concerns with the new Politico Vers. 3. A true Cyber Selection, Politico says what you want, when you want it. Choose from Standard Lines like " I went to 'Nam and I know about war" and "I served a few weeks in the Air National Guard so I am not afraid to send your children into War." Or write your own lines, using any number of easy to use, Second Party software. Politico Vers. 3 comes with it's own Chroma Key so that you can put him in any situation you want, from down on the farm to the deck of an Aircraft Carrier. The base model comes in the standard political suit of red tie, white shirt and blue jacket, but options include such popular items as, open collar, loose tie for that "get down to business while still being in business look', and the casual, down home "yes, I am one of the people" look that you need to show when generating votes from people you don't really want your Politico Vers. 3 to actually hang out with. Other options for Politico Vers. 3 include changeable hair colour, although grey is the default as it shows that your candidate is old and wise. Skin colour is limited to Southern White Boy, although we are working on a patch to help customers with those demographics that they need. So, Order Politico Version 3 today at a low, introductory cost of only $1 Million a year. Special pricies are available to members of Oil, Gun, Agriculture, and Tobacco Lobbies. See your Dealer for Details.