I always thought that the best humour is the one that happens in real life, not in invented jokes. Here is a most funny situation that I saw myself. I tell you, except for the two parties involved, everyone laughed. The bus was full, so full it could have bursted if one more person got in. An old man from the country (he wore his traditional costume with great pride) had a lot of baggages, he had come from the railway staion. Next to him, a lady who seemed to have stepped right out of the Vogue cover. The old man tried to arrange his things so that they don't stand in anybody's way. Suddenly, the lady errupts: "You imbecile and idiot! You tore my pantyhose, you moron!" We were all startled at her lack of politeness. After all, the old man hadn't done it on purpose. He was angry, too, and answered: "Lady, go places!" At this, a new flow of invectives and words that don't belong in any dictionary errupted fom the "lady". For 10 minutes we had a unique chance to marvel at her colourful vocabulary and realise she was no lady. Then the old man gathered his things and prepared to get off at the next bus stop. He paused to look at the woman. She stopped, expecting apologies. But the old man said drily: "Just go places again, lady!" and got off.