((Just a little something I wrote off the top of my head...I hate pickup lines...)) ~*~ Bob: Hey baby, god must be crying today. Nikki: ...What? Bob: One of his angels is walking here on earth! Nikki: ...Oh HELL no. Bob: Go out with me? Nikki: Excuse me? Sorry, buddy, but it takes a lot more then a pickup line to get with me. And just who the hell do you think you're saying "Hey Baby" too? Bob: Woo! Being told off by a hot chick! Yeeaaaahhh! Nikki: You're really pathetic! Bob: Pathetic enough for you to have dinner with me? Nikki: No! You just tried to use a pickup line on me! Bob: How about if I try another one? Nikki: Okay, now you're REALLY trying to piss me off. Bob: Did it hurt? Nikki: Oh for sake of Pete... Bob: My name is Bob, actually. Nikki: Dude, I wasn't talking about...okay, look, you know what? I'm not even going to bother with you. Bob: I lost my number, can I have yours? Nikki: ...No! Bob: Please? Nikki: No! Look, man, what's wrong with you?! Bob: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Nikki: Dude...seriously, man, what's the deal with you? Bob: Have I seen you someplace before? Nikki: Cut it out! Bob: Are you tired? Nikki: Yeah! Tired of your cheesy pickup lines!! Bob: Can I check the tag on the back of your shirt? Something tells me it says, "Made in heaven." Nikki: Look, man, shouldn't you have a girlfriend or something? You look a little old to be single. Bob: Actually I've never had a girlfriend. Nikki: Doesn't surprise me. Wait...how old are you? Bob: Thirty-seven. Nikki: ...Oh...ouch. Bob: Yeah. Nikki: ...Dude, I'm sorry. Bob: So...wanna go out? Nikki: Oh my god...you must be joking. Bob: You had sympathy! I heard it! You felt bad for me! Nikki: I don't do sympathy dates! Dude, what the hell is wrong with you?! Bob: I want to get laid! Nikki: Well then act like it! Jeez! You don't even know my name! Bob: Is it...Sally? Nikki: No! Bob: Is it...Barbara? Nikki: Dude...stop guessing. Bob: Is it Monica? Nikki: Dude! Bob: What about Phoebe? Nikki: WHAT?! Bob: Rachel? Nikki: Dude... Bob: I know your name can't be Chandler. Nikki: ...You just named the female characters on Friends, okay? And then you went and added one of the guy characters from Friends. And no, my name isn't Chandler, for god's sake... Bob: Aren't you amazed by my charm? Nikki: You're thirty-seven and have never had a girlfriend. I don't think you have much charm to be amazed by. Bob: God, you're right! I'm a loser! I suck! I'll never get a girlfriend or have a family or get married or have kids or go to a strip club or eat ice cream off of a naked woman's glistening body! Nikki: ...Yeah, now see, I was starting to have sympathy, and then you had to start about the naked chicks. Bob: I'd like it if that naked chick was you. Want to go out? Nikki: ...Oh to hell with this, man, to hell with this...