So we managed to get Artie (the Boob) out the door and clean up all the Cheetos(TM) Crumbs he left all over the set just in time for Hollywood's latest discovery fresh from Bollywood... In walks this statuesque beauty from New Delhi with her singsong accent and lighter than air 'tude... and basically takes over the set... she kinda reminded me of my mom... is that weird? Just as we started shooting, I remembered Artie's stool was still there, still with Cheetos(TM) crumbs on it... Nasreen wouldn't let me take it... something about bad luck... the idea of her having something of Artie's for a security blanket was a bit disturbing... Anyway, it was all going okay till the subject of Aishwarya Rai came up... ooo, I think they had a falling out... I've never seen daggers come out of a woman's eyes like that... except from my mom... is that weird? Later, when I told her what Cheetos(TM) were, her lips curled up and she said "That's Disgusting!" Woman after my own heart... So I Cleaned off the stool, which she still wouldn't let me take away, and we finished the shoot... it was a bumpy ride... This is the one full body shot I got to keep for myself... Hair by Kozaburo