ÂÂ
Greets!  My real name is George Norman Lippert, and I am a writer, artist, opinion-giver, indian food lover, reluctant tax payer, and part-time Renderosity vendor.  I currently live in St. Louis, MO, where I spend most of my time avoiding pronouncing my state as "Mizzurrah".  I reside in a one hundred year old stone mansion with my family and a fleet of imported French maids.
Most of what I make for Renderosity is stuff that I just think is cool.  As a professional 3d artist, I spend most of my time bringing other people's ideas to life, thus I greatly enjoy the creative freedom of making my own content for Renderosity.  Fortunately, it just so happens that the stuff I like to make is stuff that some of you like to buy.  It is a symbiotic relationship that i hope lasts for many, many centuries.
Amazingly, I've managed to create some best-selling marketplace items that are NOT 1) giant boob morphs, 2) metal lingerie that shows off giant boob morphs, or 3) advertised with gratuitous use of giant boobs.  I only mention it to point out that I do not, in fact, have any problem with boobs, although I tend to like them less giant than pleasingly pert.  Also, I am just too lazy to figure out how to make V4 metal lingerie or giant boob morphs.  I will leave that to my fellow vendors and just enjoy the results.
I also write, and there is a very interesting story that goes along with that.  If you are even slightly curious about it, all you have to do is Google G. Norman Lippert.  It's been an amusing adventure.
What else should I make for Renderosity?  Feel free to contact me with requests, questions, high praise, love sonnets, and general hijinks.
Hover over top left image to zoom.
Click anywhere to exit.
This site uses cookies to deliver the best experience. Our own cookies make user accounts and other features possible. Third-party cookies are used to display relevant ads and to analyze how Renderosity is used. By using our site, you acknowledge that you have read and understood our Terms of Service, including our Cookie Policy and our Privacy Policy.
Comments (35)
JenniferSun
Haha! Amazing! :D :D :D
Bernado
Great idea and realization. The textures are brilliantly done. I like very much the expression of the kid. He doesn't look too sure it will work. The broken cart and wheels is a fantastic detail. Very funny. Vote.
louly
Great picture lol
RajDArge
does it matter how you put it together? Very nice context, content, and execution. Did he get the job is all that really matters.
jaybutton
H I L L A R I O U S ! Thanks for sharing! Jay
jedraft
Freaking hysterical. Very well concieved and executed, nice comic juxtaposition - the idea itself is real Wile E. Coyote.
JOELGLAINE
WHOA! Bwahahahahhaa! Justs needs "ACME TURBINE ENGINE" on the side and Wiley Coyote would buy it!
brycek
Oh, this is so wonderful..Excellent work!!
eagleyecherry
Brilliant concept and execution!
shorterbus
Great! No....GREAT!
thefixer
ROFL, Excellent!!!!!!
Warblade
Wonderful i love it..He better hold on tight!
lululee
Outstanding ART! Your characte is sooooo cool. Terrific composition and concept.
DRAKELOT
Fantastic work !!! V & Fav ... Antonio.
Raddar
This is frigging awesome!!!! I'd like to see an image about 3 seconds past this one.
BARTWORX
THATS the spirit !! Good humorfull image i like it a lot
Fidelity2
I think the image is superb.Excellent job.
anitalee
Awesome work!! Love how you made the wheels look like they are squished.
Cyba_Storm
That is the before, now do us the after. Love it.
AlteredKitty
Fabulous! ____ali x
ghoyle1
Loved it!
DonaKuka
Fantastic concept and execution!
tiquanleap
More power!! ARH ARH ARH!!LOL A little too much i'd say! Hilarious!!
willigooo
great work...i like it
DBMiller
Hey, I think I had one of those when I was a kid! Our parents always throw away the best toys as we get older.
tate
Fantastic Render. I love it! Great work!
bigjobbie
Fantastic image - love the "classic" elements. The big glowing "ignition" switch is a good "story" point that then leads onto the kid's face, and that great lexpression worn by every kid that knows they're just about to do something really cool and really dumb. Full marks! If there was any constructive criticism to make I'd have suggested putting the kid in shorts so he'd have even less protection against the inevitable road rash coming his way. Maybe the jeans indicate he at least thought a little about safety and put his jeans on for that exact purpose - Denim to a kid is as good as kevlar...and they do have an aerodynamic look in the picture.
shg0816
LOL...The scary thing is, I can see a real "geek" thinking about doing something like that.... "Dear Santa, i would like a jet engine for Christmas. I have been extra good this year"
Richardphotos
totally hilarious and mind blowing work.the deforming of the wagon is awesome
JimIn310
VERY well done. Funny and creative! All I can say is it a good thing I could not get a hold of a jet engine when I was 12.....