Title: Harry: Portrait of a Hero Story: In the wizarding world the walls can indeed talk. Well, the pictures on them do. Here's what Harry's portrait has to say about his current situation: "Savior? Me? Oh, you've *got* to be kidding! What, don't tell me you actually *believe* that piffle in the Prophet? Listen, I'm no hero, all I did was tell ol' Moldyshorts where to go. Accidentally apparated him all the way to Timbuctu. He's doing very well there by the way, has a nice little business selling souvenirs to Muggle tourists. True, I also made him a Squib while I was at it, but at least he's happy now. He and the missus have an even bigger family than the Weasleys, and I'll eat my hat and Hedwig too if the twins don't end up in Gryffindor when they get their Hogwarts letters next year. The triplets? Ravenclaw and Hufflepuff, in spite of what a certain Headmaster says. Then again, Sev always did have a weakness for his snakelings. And he *is* their favorite godfather, been teaching them about potions ever since they were big enough to reach a cauldron. Our own, on the other hand, prefer pranks and Quidditch to brewing. Parseltongues the lot of 'em, but so far not a Slytherin in the bunch. He'll be *so* disappointed. Hm, maybe I'd better go have another talk with the Sorting Hat..." Special note: The world of Harry Potter is not my invention and never will be. It belongs to J.K. Rowling & Warner Brothers; if you don't know that by now, what planet are you from anyway? This is FAN ART and I am NOT making any money from it. If the concept offends you, please do us both a favor and go look at some naked Vickys. Or pretty pink ponies. Or whatever else turns you on. ;-) Otherwise, be it good or bad, I'd appreciate a review. Credits: Hiro and clothing are available at Daz. Background is a Poser Corner freebie by Sabine Haaf. The Harry Potter character is from Antonio's "Daniel" set, he's kindly letting me play with -- er, test it. Made for David but it also works great on Hiro. :-D Rendered in Poser 6, postworked (signature & frame plus very minor pixel taming) in Corel Photopaint & Paintshop Pro.