As you can see, I have much to learn about "compositing" :) ------------- So Who are Bella and Donna? They're Kung Foo Babe Masters and below is an extract from their latest book on mastering Kung Foo, which will be available from your local bookshop... probably never. Chapter 23: "How To Pass as a Kung Foo Master" (A survival's guide to dangerous situations) The situation: you are blissfully minding your own business when a group of thugs suddenly blocks your way... Step 1: Look at your opponents with confidence and determination and strike a Kung Foo pose. The most popular and most recommended one is "The Little Toad's Deadly Choke". It will strike fear in the eyes of your enemies. Do not go for "The Crane" if you're not Karate Kid and if you have no sense of balance. * Your opponents leave you alone, go to Step 6 * Your opponents are laughing at you, go to Step 2 * You performed "The Crane" and lost your balance, go to Step 5 Step 2: Listen to the midi-chlorians in your blood and say to your opponents: "You don't wish to fight me. You want to let me go." As you say these words, wave at your opponents. Do not make it too obvious, you don't want to reveal that you are ALSO a Jedi! * Your opponents leave you alone, go to Step 6 * Your opponents are still laughing at you, go to Step 3 Step 3: Kung Foo Masters are wise, very wise. You can often deflect an attack by impressing your adversaries with your infinite knowledge and wisdom. Look at them with confidence and say something deep, profound and meaningful - say the following slowly: "One apple a day keeps the doctor away." Don't go for cryptic proberbs like "Teach a man to fish, and you feed him for a lifetime" - no-one gets them! * Your opponents leave you alone, go to Step 6 * Your opponents are still laughing at you, go to Step 4 Step 4: At this stage, you can forget about "The Little Toad's Deadly Choke". Instead, quickly perform a "Sprinting Cheetah" trick in the opposite direction of your opponents! * Your opponents let you go, go to Step 6 * Your opponents are chasing you, go to Step 5 Step 5: Your life is about to flash before your eyes... There's nothing more we can teach you... Step 6: Well done, you can pass as a Kung Foo Master! Next Chapter: "1,001 Ways To Cook Chicken" ------------- Many thanks for viewing this image and for reading all the above nonsense :) Credits: Girls' morphs by me Background image by Axeye (Thanks a mil Rob for the backdrop) Poses by Danie & marforno Clothes (mix and match) by AerySoul and by orion1167 Hair by SWAM and outoftouch