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Ye know yer a Glaswegian if...
1. Ye can properly pronounce McConnochie,Ecclefechan Milngavie, Sauchiehall, St.Enoch, Auchtermuchty and Aufurfuksake.
2. Ye actually like deep fried battered pizza fae the chippie.
3. Ye get four seasons in wan day.
4. Ye canny pass a chip/kebab shop withoot sleverin when yer blootert.
5. Ye kin fall about pished withoot spilling yer drink.
6. Ye see people wear shell suits with burberry accessories - pure class!
7. Ye measure distance in minutes.
8. Ye kin understaun Rab C Nesbitt and know characters just like him, in yer ain family.
9. Ye go tae Saltcoats cos ye think it is like gaun tae the ocean.
10. Ye kin make hael sentences jist wae sweer wurds.
11. Ye know whit haggis is made ae and stull like eating it.
12. Somedy ye know his used a fitba schedule tae plan thur wedding day date.
13. You've been at a wedding and fitba scores are announced in the Church/Chapel.
14. Ye urny surprised tae find curries, pizzas, kebabs, fish n chips,irn-bru, fags and nappies all in the wan shop.
15. Yer holiday home at the seaside has calor gas under it.
16. A big flash car has a ned at the wheel.
17. Ye know irn-bru is a hangover cure.
18. Ye learnt tae sweer afore ye learnt tae dae sums.
19. Ye actually understand this and yurr gonnae send it tae yer pals.
20. Finally, you are 100% Glaswegian if you have ever said/heard these
words...
how's it hingin
yourgonnaegetyerfikinheidkiktin
clatty
boggin
cludgie
p!shed
get it up ye
wee beasties
ar$e bandit
amurny
away an bile yer heid
peely-wally
humphey backit
Ba'-heid
baw bag
dubble nugget
....Anyone who needs this translated, let me know.
Comments (12)
-GaWa-
Ah the bonnie banks of the Clyde. Cracken Photie ma maan!
azrabella
fab photo... even fabber commentary. This made me laugh out loud, man.
danob
What a lovely bridge and glasgie vista I can see Rab going fer a Pish and admiring the view!!
Margana
LMAO!!!No translation necessary!Fortunately reading it is easier than hearing it.When I was in Aberdeen there was a fellow from Glasgow,and I could barely understand a word he said.And he said even he had trouble sometimes,lol.Funny upload,Anthony and a bonny wee photie,too.So....hae ye nae got the gaelic?-M :^)
Zacko
LOL!!! That actually reminds me of a travel-show i saw. This american...who has english as her first language...she went to Scotland...and the first thing she got was an interpretator, lol. She couldnt understand a word those folks from Glasgow were saying. Thanks for the lesson. #:O)
mojo1917
LOL! cool picture, slainte
kimariehere
beautiful shot !! fantastic view and i enjoyed your fun and humorous write up there as well excellent presentation!
UKmac
Nice shot Anthony, yep still learning the lingo, well sort have to really being married to a Glaswegian. Wait to Irene reads this later....
jcv2
Ha ha ha, very original work, too bad, I'm not Glaswegian, I admit! :)
Synapse
I'm not Glaswegian or even Scottish but I can understand it nevertheless. I have to admit that I can struggle when it's spoken (although I did okay with Rab C Nesbitt) but hey, I guess plenty of Scots outside Glasgow can struggle too ;-) No offence to Glaswegians, heh :-D
jgkane
LOL yivmedmepishedmabreeksyawee$hite!! ;o) Nice shot, Anthony. I love the ahbelangtaeglesgae stuff too. If I remember right, Stanley Baxter had PARLIAMO GLASGOW as a spoof TV series about 40 years ago, extending the material from his radio show in the 1950s. Regards fae Denisin..
Fidelity2
Beautiful. 5+.