The Spin & Rhetoric Translator by frogdot
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Description
We here at Frogdot Industries had hoped to release our translator in time for the upcoming election. We feel it's important to know what a candidate's ideas and intentions are, but alas, the average politician can speak for forty three consecutive minutes without actually saying anything. Our translator was designed to cut through the rhetoric, spin and excess verbosity and give a quick concise readout of the statement.
While we are convinced that the translator works perfectly, the problem seems to be that all input comes out the same. Strip away the false promises, false facts and half truths, the negative statements about the opposition, the listing of exaggerated personal accomplishments and the threat of consequences to our children's children's children should we not vote how we are told to and we are left with no substance at all. In lab tests, hours and hours of political-speak were entered into the translator. Everything from long speeches to soundbites. It all came out the same. Blah, blah blah.
Comments (26)
helix3d
Cool. This is what I usually refer to as an "Um..thing like..". An "Um..thing like.." is what I call stuff "that I don't know what is". So anyway, I really like your "Um..thing like that I don't know what is."
Wallni
It's a word-wide problem. Nice machine, very nice done. How did you make all that wires?
FunkyShaman
Ahh, don't let the translator's issues get to you...you're currect when you said that it seems like it's working perfectly! 'Cause it is! I'll just leave it with a quote from our current Commander in Thief, "If this were a dictatorship, it would be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I'm the dictator." -Washington, D.C.; Dec 18th, 2002
Quidnunc
You have hit the nail right on the head with this one, sir. Any chance of an animated version ?
thecytron
Very creative!
sackrat
Well done ! Funny. Blah, blah, blah, blah !
arialiner
As usual, a wonderful image by you, frogdot! So apt for present times too.
Lenord
Well if you ask me it seems to translate just fine. Outstanding nad timely work 5+5 Peace
serendigity59@gmail.com
Clever and inventive design of the machine. A nice idea well crafted together. Your words ring true here on the other sie of the world as well..
Valerie-Ducom
oh yes!!!! Very good work in this picture!!! Excellent... Good day ;)
RajDArge
Hey you got a picture of my mother in law. How did you do that?
BenBischop
LOL, this is great...;)
MagikUnicorn
Amazing ! VERY COOL
matasabu
Really excellent idea!!
lemonjim
only you could tackle the project and have it come out so perfectly. the materials, lights, etc are just superb.
skiwillgee
Don't know much to say other than another super Frogdot original. You imagination in unimaginable.
wawadave
so true!!!
IO4
Very good!! Did you model it all in Bryce?
kjer_99
Well, Dave, if you ever get totally burned out creating wonderful, witty works of art, you have a promising career as a political analyst.
Tanczos
nice concept and cute render! ;o)Tanc
evinrude
Yes!!! (Where can I get one?)
Dinhi
I wonder if they learn the lingo in Law School Dave.....Excellent render! [=
drivereightrules
Great and very clever render of TRUTH. Thank you.
LiviaCH
I love that machine!! Where can I get one ;-))
Incarnadine
Fantastic invention but so sadly true!
kierab
LOL, I love the concept behind this one!