Ha! Have yourself a merry little Thanksgiving, Meredith (can I call you "Merry"?) Just remember: guys don't need any more power ties. ~Commander B.

Hey! That's not true. On the eighth day, god created the Bermuda Triangle so all the blondes could get lost in it... the only problem is they can't find it! 8-) Excellent story and the song it's very good (and I'm afraid, very real). God using computers?! Now, I understand why this is all a mess! 8-) Happy Thanksgiving!

Well done!!!!!!!!

ROFL...I'd offer to take them in, but I doubt my wife would approve. :D At least the internet allows the shopping without carts...though if the servers crash I guess we're stuck without. Gotta wait 'til I see the ads to know if I'm gonna be crazy enough to shop on Friday. Have an awesome Thanksgiving Meredith! :)

Well I suspect that your feet are on the ground, relatively speaking. Either that or that wireless internet thing extends a few miles up in the air. If it does then is there any kind of Doppler effect with a plane going 700 mph? I don't know. Terrific story and dedication. The other MW would be proud of the way you've captured the true meaning of the season. A few years ago I would have said upcoming season but these days it's already in full swing before Halloween. Hope you have a grat one, keep that girlish figure intact!

LOL! A delightful read Meredith! :)

Hilarious! You've got one wicked imagination. And you've caught the true spirit of Christmas 21nd century style - shop till you drop. Awesome!

I always thought some shopping malls were haunted, but just not by Blondz !!! great joke/story Meredith you sure know how to tell 'em ~Cheers~ :o)

A wonderful blond story LOL!!!!

I'm soooooo disappointed that you never chose me to accompany you! Pfthh Meredith, this ain't not good enough! lol Your words are so refreshing and, by the way, where do you get all that energy from? Signed by....Curious old fart of 55 years of age. (Please make allowances)! Steve :o)

hahahah that very good. wonder what they going to buy????

no body does humor better than you. like I said you are a riot!! I have a joke and no blonds. three men lost their life's the same time and went to heaven. when they were at the big gate, St Peter met them and asked how they died and what were their occupations. they replied we were iron workers and all of us died in a work accident. St Peter asks,this gate is having problems. I would like to get bids from each of you. he called the first man over and asked him for a price. he told St Peter it would be 1000 dollars. the second man told him his price would be 2000. when the third man gave his bid of $5000, St Peter asked why is your bid so much higher than the other two? He whispered, I am going to hire them to do the work and I will split with you the difference no way on the scale of yours

LOL Great funny joke.Yes the blondes. glad i am dark. :)

Happy Thanksgiving to you as well, Meredith! What a funny joke! Poor blondes but they are still the most attractive looking ladies and .... they are definately not behind the others! LOL Thanks so much for this fascinating posting! Incredible how much time you always invest to write your amazing words! ;-)

Why did the blonde cross the road? To show her friends she had guts. Thanks for the laugh, Meredith. Happy Thanksgiving way over there.

The eighth day is when Aaron went into teh holy of holies which helps explain why there is an old calandar in Russia and a new one. The is a lot of difference in blondes between Marilynn Monroe and Lana Turner which explains the dark roots. Have we covered atheism and agnosticism yet? They tie in master race with old school. It is why I quit laughing. Now there is maybe just a glimmer of a smirk. Anyway thanks for trying. I'm going to check the "eyes only" SPECAT top secret version to see how things turned out in the machine world with sensors.

I always knew there had to be some reason I lived to show so much. Now I know. Thanks.

Great version to the song and as usual..I loved it all. Excellent Meredith!!

Great Story! That explains a lot about Blonde behavior. Hope your Thanksgiving was as fun as your stories!

Very funny stuff Meredith! I'm just thankful that I have my new monitor and I can finally see everyone's images and read what everyone is writing, including myself! LOL Oh, and I never shop the day after Thanksgiving, I just sit around eating left-over turkey! LOL Hugs, Rob

I bet you made all that up yourself didnt you lol! Do you ever sit there and ask anyone else for ideas sometimes I sit with my chin in my hand looking at the screen totally stuck. Great story :) Cathy xoxoxo

I'd bet a lot of gals would consider Malls to be more divine than Heaven, after all it's all in the Mall. I love the song lyrics, I did a web page in Flash that has a Chipmunks Roasting on an Open Fire included in it. Splendid job!

he he ha ha ha ha !you are by far one of the funniest people i know. thanks for a great laugh.

There were two blondes who went deep into the frozen woods searching for a Christmas tree. After hours of subzero temperatures and a few close calls with hungry wolves, one blonde turned to the other and said, "I'm chopping down the very next 6 foot tree I see. And I don't care whether it's decorated or not!" Funny stuff Mere. I always wanted to know why the Day After Thanksgiving is called Black Friday. Is it about all the black eyes that blondes hand out so freely during the super sales? Just curious. Hope you didn't get any black eyes this holiday. Sorry for running so late but I don't comment from home and I was on a 4 day Thanksgiving holiday.. so time to catch up now. Fortunately, there aren't any blondes working here, so work flow resumed without any re-training. Hope your Holiday went well. Super Verse and joke/story. Hugs from Dave :^)

Happy Blondes, Happy Blondes, Happy all the way... Oh what fun, it is to shop... all day at the mall!

This is one of your best song parodies and a really fuuny story. How do you make up all these things?