Bert by maplin
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Description
The name's Bert. Camembert.
Bert hails from the darkest corner of the office fridge
Although he cannot recall his true origins, it is believed that Bert may have evolved from the long forgotten remains of a staff member's lunch. Indeed, this theory may be reinforced by the etymological roots of his name which purportedly stem from the 19th century French noun, camembert, a reference to a mellow, soft cheese.
Bert has spent the last few months gestating within a transparent gladwrap cocoon.
I first encountered Bert a few days ago when I opened the fridge door to get the milk out and a grouchy little voice squealed at me to turn the light out.
After this initial bitter introduction, I have had the opportunity to get to know Bert a little better. Bert confesses to being partial to wine and crackers, and considers himself a cultured individual with rather unique tastes.
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Tech Specs:
Photograph with 3D elements, Emotiguy by Dark Whisper, blended into the image using the GIMP.
3D work executed in Daz|Studio
Comments (9)
Black_Fingernails
Hahahaha! what a great concept! i find a lot of things in the fridge at my work that seem to have evolved over time, though i've never named them... this will definately make me think twice about throwing these "growing" little thingys away lol
volovo
Spongebobs Brother ???? very good +++++
Valerie-Ducom
oh yes, excellent work and composition!!! Good day ;)
evinrude
That's quite awesome. Disgusting, but awesome.
KatesFriend
I think you made Bert feel a little Blue. Hehehehehehehehehehe! Clever composition. We should all find inspiration within the bowls of our refrigerators.
QP3
Probably, Bert has stunning smell? LOL!! Superb work!!! :D
SaintFox
I have to introduce Bert to the applepie I put on the top of my kitchen-locker before visting Dad in summer. When doing a big clean up in the kitchen a few days ago I found him there - he gave me a disapointed look and turned away. I'm sure I hurted his feelings because I left him alone for so long. Anyway, his surface turned from boring gold-brown to the fashy look of a jeans-patch LOL What a neat idea and realisation!!
fairyfreak
My son's comment.."that's cheesy"! ;-)
Barbara1337
This is cool. Like your sense of humor.