Rein Pigs by lollypop
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Description
Elsina wrote in a posting at the TEG 3D Forum:
" REMEMBER THIS AT CHRISTMAS TIME
According to the Alaska Department of Fish and game,while both male and females Reindeer grow antlers in the summer. Each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December.
Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring
Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer,
EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl.
We should've known... ONLY women would be able to drag a fat-ass man in a red elvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost. "
When I have read this I have heard a very loud BANG!!!
(The macho feeling deep inside me has been knocked out)
Rudolph a girl? this may not be true...The last Domane of maleness is lost !
I started immediately to search a substitute for these girl-group and found this ReinPigs in a wild area in Germany.
(Near there where Doro lives)
These animals are a mixture of the dreaded meat-eating dwarf reindeers from Sweden
(Near there where Tyllo lives) -
and the known racing Pigs from Canada
(Near there where Irene lives)
This photograph shows Santas first test flight with his new animals.
Helmut
(Breeder of digital ReinPigs)
Comments (29)
blankfrancine
Best Xmas pic here yet!
3DClassics123456
Very funny!
dlk30341
LOL good one :)
Irish
Oh Helmut, I had such a good chuckle over this...still chucking in fact!! I can picture all the little children looking up into the sky then turning to ask their Mums and Dads what's wrong with Santa"s reindeers....LOL!!! ABSOLUTELY OUTSTANDING, AND NO DOUBT WILL TURN INTO A YEARLY CLASSIC!
Darthmagus
Great idea! Excellent and funny!
Domi48
Super!
lwperkins
I love it! Thank you for the big smile I have now!
Elsina
I think I saw a flying pig LOL. Excellent Helmut!
LiviaCH
hehe.... like the idea with the pigs :-))
dburdick
Very funny story - but I don't agree about the not getting lost part. I bout my wife an automobile GPS navigation system for her car jsut so she wouldn't get lost coming home from the store.
TheWingedOne
LOL. Very refreshing and unique approach to the holiday theme. Looks like the test flight is going quite well so far. ;) Well done, Helmut! :)))
thecytron
Ah, ah, ah! Or, is it, oh, oh, oh!
artistheat
LOL...Fantastic Image and Work...I guess it's these guys now or Maybe Moose:)
Fidelity2
Excellent image. 5+.
FrenchKiss
LOLOL!!! Love the story! You have some very fierce animals there in Germany, near Doro and I wouldn't want to visit Tyllo or Irene in the Winter either! Very, very well done! Bravo!!
leehilliard
this is hilarious. i live in schweinfurt. the mascot here is a pig with wings.i'm convinced there's a doping scandal on the horizon. well done helmut.
Porthos
LOL... Brilliant work Helmut!
tyllo
haha hhaaahaa haha... :) ...LMAO!!! This is good Helmut!(wipe tear from my eye)...LOL.. Extremely clever and funny xmascard!!! Sending Holidays hugs from Tyllo place, where dreaded meat-eating dwarf reindeers are on loose....! :)
timefighter
LMAO....This is fantastic Helmut. Hope your holidays are filled with much laughter and fun. God Bless.
MimiCat
LOL Love it!!
IQ200
LOL. Very funny :-) Overall excellent image :-)
Shishi
Lovely Pig & Pic!
wabe
Rudolph - big round (redish) items in front. This must be a girl. Cool picture Helmut, would love to see them fly by here.
sunfirexed
lol, very very unique, love it!
Shari123
LOLOLOLOL Is this what they mean by the saying "When pigs fly"? Oh dear, does this mean we get truffles for Christmas? And worst of all, if the reindeers are female, is Santa female too? Brilliant work Helmut!
Shirahime
Original
Doro
ROFL!!! Must be those male "Rein Pigs" who make such a desaster always in my garden! Digging out my potatoes and flowers... Please be kind and bring them all to the north pole! ... a appreciative Doro
lingrif
It's great when you can start your day with a smile. Helmut, it's delightful! Piggies look great and the sleigh is wonderful. Happy Holidays to you!
Firebirdz
So delightful!