Much better than the Plumbing one.. didn't see this one coming at all. Very funny and well written Mere! Sidebar: How many professions is "Go break a leg!" a common phrase to go do your performance? Hope not in Gymnastics. Lucky something more important wasn't broken here. Who tosses around a bowling ball? (Besides my cousin that gets kicked off the lanes everytime we go bowling.. he can't lay a ball down a lane to save himself...lol) Anyway, again, thought this might be the 'morning after the night before', but alas.. not to be.. I'll try to be still more patient.. Hugs from Dave :^)

your imagination is running lose again!! as always a blast to view your writing and art

going super here

Aww gee, she should have let George play a little football with the reporter. grin Thanks for the smile it gave a tired ol gal tonight.

dave your too funny lol hi mere great story now after all that reading I'm off to bed whewwwwwwwwwwww! tired out ttfn hugs ))

There's a riot in cell block MEREDITH...LMAO, broken coffee table leg indeed ! what you smokin' there Gal ? not the floor rug again ! Great story "M" LOL & ~Cheers~ :o)

LOL...funny stuff. Took me 3 tries to find the coffee table bit though...I'm a wee bit tired. lol

This is fantastic Meredith..a terrific story!!

Fantastic Story. Where did you got all these ideas? LOL Excellent

You have a turbo-charged imagination Meredith... LOL

I guess my path does not include adoption at all, much less early adoption. I find WWG most charming and Judy has something Jessica lacks. Now that we know for sure that Meredith follows her fans advice stardom will follow. I once took a friend of Sarah Bernhardt out on Wagner road for something besides opera. She displayed all the attributes of someone who brought pompoms to a cheerleader tryout. Yesterday, I saw her running on Taylor. Just as fresh and young as I left her 44 years ago. The thousand high kicks I made to call her in 1984 is worth it. Make! Make!

Very cute!!

These tales are fantastic! You had me worried, until the last few lines where it became clear what leg was actually broken. Brilliant humor. By the way, launching irritating reporters into orbit by way of football kick is an excellent solution to their unwelcome prying - unless they're equipped with military satellite grade cameras, their prying days will be over! Excellent work!

LOL! I like your gossip stories as much as the rest of what you write. I wasn't expecting this end as I wasn't expecting the end of your first. I'm already hooked to gossip and it's all your fault... I suppose Eve was a blonde too. 8-) Excellent! Give regards to those Neanthertals from a Paleolithic man! 8-)

Delightful Tale! :)

A good one!!!!!!!

ok i'm convinced. the world needs just your sense of humor.you are a riot.love your energy.never ever stop. hugs

humorous tail Meredith. Hugs

Ha! Ha! Meredith, love your style!!

Sounds like Fauncy is much better behaved than when our cats start acting up!... Sorry about the Table, but sounds like you got off cheap knowing Dragons... Glad to hear that Fauncy is off the hook for that one...

A fascinating story, Meredith! It's stunning your fantasy is endless! LOL

Can't wait to see Fauntleroy. I've always liked dragons and a pet one that chases bowling balls has got to be cool. Particularly after your warped mind works it over. This is a great story, but I wish George had sent a couple of those jokes into orbit.

The most amazing thing about your stories are how you sucker everone into believing one thing, then turn the tables at the last moment. Very funny and very skillfully written!