ok..;) I was actually in a band called Rehab for 10 years, so it's nothing to be ashamed of..;)

I dont know if there is a longer story behind this, and it doesnt matter. All I have to say is, that was some funny S%#T!

Hahaha, oh my aching ribs! Rehab, okay I can see why she denies being there. LOL Great story again. Love how you handle dialogue.

real cool . you make a good politic person they all the time denial something

I was ready for the twist this time...but you still got me, hehehe !!! I bet Miss Digital has never seen the inside of a sillycon plant either ! LOL & ~Cheers~ :o)

I was thinking some sort of Shoppers Anonymous bit. lol Didn't know there even was a Rehap Egypt. Funny stuff! :)

Made me grin... Going to a skin rehab indeed...grin I had no idea their was a Rehab in Egypt either especially a skin one... Hope all is well with ya sweetie..I have one or two new ones drop by when ya can Hugs Susan~

This is great stuff meredith..way to go!!

Well, you should apologise. I saw you there. I should know, I work there. Even if you are digital I can see you have had top of the range enbalming work done on your epidermis. And...you didn't pay the bill!

Actually, it's called Recovery and you would know if Meredith was there if she began to put on a lot of weight and have trouble moving her jaw. My favorite phrase when I was drinking was "Upon sober reflection..." Now the jokes have stopped.

LOL Very funny. Great to read.

LOL! Rehab, Egypt! I think there's a difference between rehab and Rehab, but maybe a blonde can't spot it! 8-) Another funtastical piece of gossip. If ever I'm on trial, I'll try that line about Elvis and the Big Foot. 8-)

Fantastic!!!!!!!!!

Great story hon. Hugss

Beautiful stuff...now none of us has to read the Tabloids out of the corner of our eyes whhile in linee. Love it!!. reminds me of one of My instructors... "I'm sane and I've got the paper work to prove it....."

"rehab"... Re-arrange the letters and you have "Haber", as in "Haber COllege" in "Animal House." Makes you think.

Meredith, these tattle tales are wonderful! I KNOW there's a twist when I start reading, but every time the actual twist is a surprise. Thanks for the laughs, your sense of humor is fantastic!

LOL!!! that was FUNNY!!! Bravo!!! :-)))))))

LOL! Cairo sounds nice though! ;)

LOL Meredith you are a real special young lady! Nobody else is around here to beat your humorous stories! LOL

Can Digital sue that smartypants interviewer? Or maybe the management of The Tattler? Who owns that paper promiscuously peppered with prevarication anyway? Oh, right...never mind...

heee haaaa haaaa. rrehab. this is classic meredith. wtg !

I don't see what the big deal is about Rehab anyway. I was in Rehab from 1978-1981 for being too sane. Then again from 1984-1987 for being too honest. Then again from 1992-1995 for being too wise. Then from 1998-2001 for being too nice. Then finally 2003-???? for being too happy. So now I'm a perfect well adjusted paranoid, lying, stupid, angry and miserable old man that blends well into any crowd. Rehab has done wonders for me and Meredith shouldn't be so anxious about all the allegations. Rehab is there to improve anyone's life that needs improving. Funny stuff Mere, didn't see that ending coming. Hugs from Dave :^)

Tell her to sue!!!!!! She can buy her own newspaper lol and print blonde news hehe. Spread the word so to speak. Thanks for the laugh :) Cathy xoxoxo

Hmmm, Let's see... MW was overwhelmed with ebots, barely managed to keep her head above water/ebots... and then suddenly dissappeared for a Long period of time... and then suddenly re-appears with a vengence... Applying a little logic and analytical deduction and we have a logical explanation: MW got addicted to renders and ebots, tried to kick the habit through a year of extremely hard work, was declared rendo-free by her co-workers and allowed a two-week break from her job, and immediately succumbed to her old digital addiction. It sure is great to have you back in your fully dependent state! Lot's of Love, Parthius I know, I know, March 9 hummm de hummmm de hummm de hummm...

Mere I think dave is trying to steal your show lol your too funneeeeeeeeeeee--dave: And this is funneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!! but being sane in our world is not good a little insanity goes long way: I always tell my friends I'm not sane never said I was lol: got a giggle or two out of this post and that's not nuts its healthly!

I don't know how you come up with this stuff. You're the most creative person on this whole site. Too funny!

You are an incredible writer! And artisit and pianist, too. I just listened to your piano playingand still have goosebumps. Very funny story!