Leaving the beautiful and glowing land of Never Never, Fos, the emasculated toad traveled back to his dry, bony gulch home, Itis Enduring Tartlets. He gathered a few of his rag tag friends together to lament with him the treatment he had received at the hands of The Great One, the Good Queen, and to share with them that he had not even been able to venture into the Land Of Never Never. He complained that there were no bathrooms in Never Never. How could those people possibly not have to urinate? Amongst the friends were Bidet-tab Buck, Isdire Enema, Steet Doo and Blursky Rebede. They slyly commiserated with Fos, but there was not a thing that any of them could do to help him. It isn't even clear if any of them truly wanted to, for they knew him well, and not any of them really liked him much. They knew what a slippery slime covered creature he was, and they constantly were forced to look over their own shoulders for fear that they were in his line of vengeful vision. Fos, the emasculated toad vowed to return to the land of Never Never, promising that he would find a way in and squelch the Light Of The Way. He seethed with a cancerous anger when he thought about how full and rich the lives of the people of Never Never were. Alas, his dream was not to be fulfilled, for the opening to the land of Never Never was completely and forever closed by The Great One. He was doomed forever and a day to his dry, bony gulch Itis Enduring Tartlets, and the rag tag group of friends who probably didn't even like him. The End :-) Image and narrative created by Queen Type O Negative :-) Copyright 2006 Flicker Light Studio.