Twas the Night Before Christmas by vaggabondd

Writers • Humor • posted on Dec 24, 2006

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Twas the night before Christmas As I peeked in her blouse Her boobies were bouncing As I Played with my mouse Her stockings were pulled up About thigh high It put a lump in my throat And a tear in my eye Her parents were asleep In there bed up stairs While visions of Sugar Plumbs Danced in my head Her in her teddy Me out of my mind We slipped on the couch For a bottle of wine When out from the lawn There came such a clatter I grabbed my pants And headed for the ladder Away to the window I flew like a flash Figuring her dad Was gonna kick my ass I ran to the window And what did I see Santa opening a cold one And winking at me Then out of the chimney He popped real quick And caught us naked And all twisted Then he said With a grin on his face Please continue Naughty is nice I dragged his fat ass Out to the snow And quickly reminded him She is no Ho !! Then back on the couch With nothing to hide I say Merry Christmas to all And to me a Great Night :)

Comments (10)

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vaggabondd

12:12AM | Sun, 24 December 2006

I was just having a little Christmas fun with this one. I hope everyone likes it especially my friend Merrylee because I want her to read it for me at the next poetry reading. Lol. Try and read this with the same rhythm of the poem the night before Christmas. It makes read smoother. Merry Christmas everyone

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Merrylee

12:22AM | Sun, 24 December 2006

That's cute Ho! Ho!

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Sekadhar

12:37AM | Sun, 24 December 2006

Yes, really cute! Super!*****!

Valerie-Ducom

12:50PM | Sun, 24 December 2006

Merry christmas to you too !!! :)

Wolfspirit

3:48PM | Sun, 24 December 2006

LMAO!!!! Excellent, hahahahaha... Ok, I must share this one with family and friends... Laughter all around! Thanks for sharing... In addition, of course have a GREAT NIGHT!

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