Believed to have tenuous connections to the Royal House of Moldavia, JakiBlue* was raised by a group of intelligent hairless chimpanzees in the heart of the Amazon forest, only being discovered one day in her sixteenth year by the famous explorer, Captain R. Burroughs.
Unleashed upon the civilized world by Captain Burroughs, JakiBlue turned her considerable talents to writing, and her debut book 326 Things to do with a Stuffed and Mounted Michael Flately spent 36 weeks on the New York Times Best Seller List.
A further six books also spent time there, although sadly, her non-fiction book Supermodels Can Act! didn't enjoy much success. Due mainly to the fact that the buying public believed it to be a work of fiction.
It was during this time, that tragedy struck. Bad book sales sent her into a spiral of depression, and it wasn't long before her addiction to '80's Teen Idol, Joey Lawrence, became common knowledge to her adoptive family and friends.
Pushing aside their horror, they sent her to the successful 'Really Bad '80's Teen Idols Addiction Clinic' where amongst the sad tales of Corey Feldman, Adam Ant, Jason Priestly and Michael J Fox addictions, she battled her demons and finally emerged, triumphant.
Part of her therapy included making intimate adult toys with Lego®, a hobby that she has translated into a world-wide successful business.
JakiBlue is currently working on her autobiography of her time among the apes, tentatively called Life with Danny Bonaduce.
*not her real name
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Comments (10)
newangels
I think I saw some freebie textures in the free section of 3DCommume, if you are not a member just sign up for free over there, and may I say what a cute render:) Angela
bpclarke
He turned out pretty cute for not knowing what to do with it. Very well done. Bunny
ashokscape
Cute and funny, and brightly lit, unlike most Daz renders!
leehilliard
too cute! well done jaki
GARNETROSE
arrrrrr!!!!!!!!! cute
EyesblueDesign
Very cute :) I love the toon baby. There are freebies at 3duniverse by zigggie (high chair, bib, bowl, spoon, sippy cup and glooop). If you are interested in other uses for the toon baby g look at my gallery here at rero. You will see my series "childrens love to disguise". To create this images is soooo funny.
maye_faire
lol ... awwww ... :) So cute!
Mondwin
WOW...sooooo delightful and sweetly!!!!!!!!!!bravissimo!V:DDD.Hugsxx
Stegy
I remember those days as a father of two. They go by far too quickly. One day they are pulling up on the couch. The very next day, they are asking to borrow the car keys...
cymbidium
I remember along with Stegy - time just flies by - but their first steps are always special!! This is such a cute image - great idea!!